The Game Awards 2020 are set to kick off tomorrow live on the Internet, but leaks are popping up left and right. Our intrepid Shantynews investigative reporters were dumpster-diving outside of Geoff Keighley's house yesterday and we found some evidence of an upcoming TGA announcement. OnlyKojimas, a brand-new dating app made by Geoff Keighley, will be announced at The Game Awards 2020.
Before you get too excited, it is important to note that this OnlyKojimas app is only meant for two users: Geoff Keighley and Hideo Kojima. That's right, this app is specifically designed for those two BFFs to plan dates. They can also send private messages and pictures to each other, and no one else can witness or judge their relationship in this new safe space.
Hideo Kojima and Geoff Keighley have been physically separated for almost all of 2020, and this new OnlyKojimas app aims to connect the strands between these two best friends. Maybe now they will finally fuck and just get it over with.
We have to get back to sifting through trashpiles for now! Be sure to keep it locked on Shantynews for all The Game Awards 2020 leaks as they hit the wire.
- posted by Ludens Fan
