I like to go to Thursday matinees since nobody else is in the theatre, and I am always excited to see adaptations of Stephen King movies. They aren't always good, but sometimes there's gems. I will even watch those Lifetime Network short story adaptations.
I had planned on seeing it for a few weeks now, and today was going to be the day.
But then I saw redfive saying it was trash, and so I went to IMDb and read the reviews, holy crap, so much loathing for this movie. One of the kinder reviews urges the reader to 'Watch a yule log on youtube instead.'
So instead I saw Everything Everywhere All at Once! I didn't understand a minute of it, but it wasn't bad. And I had a large buttered popcorn (they layered the butter for me) and a cola Icee.