Call of Duty: Black Ops 2's Revolution downloadable content is coming next week to the Xbox 360 for $14.99, and sometime later for PC and PlayStation 3 fans. Activision has produced a new trailer teasing the big event, and what it lacks in footage it makes up for in an insane commercial premise.

You see, Acti figures that when a new map pack hits, you abandon all of life's responsibilities. Enter "The Replacer," played by Swedish character actor Peter Stormare, who promises to step in and take care of little things like childbirth and assembling furniture while you're occupied. The result is a two and a half minute trailer with less than 30 seconds of gameplay. But hey, at least the rest of it is pretty funny.