What the hell? Jack updating word? Well, Steve's in Seattle begging Microsoft for a buyout and Maarten must just be out smoking tons of hash... Since I've got a half day off, may as well steal a bunch of other news and toss it up here. Meanwhile, here's some fun TV weirdness. I was having problems getting to sleep last night, so I went a-surfin the channels. Well, on the good ol' public access station, they were running a video clip of President Clinton saying over and over and over and over, "How can we be an independant, sovereign nation leading the world in a world that is increasingly interdependant?" while having the following text on the screen: Mister Stinky Is A Traitor Bitch This in and of itself was pretty funny, but I'd flip back every so often and the message kept changing, so I took down the more memorable ones (the last being the funniest I think), which were: Mister Stinky bends over for the Chinese slave state Mister Stinky is cumming[sic] for your guns Mister Stinky will bite your face as he rapes your mother. Oh, and today's news is brought to you by Blue and AGN3D.