New video game releases of 5/14-5/20

Diablo III is coming out next week. That is all. Oh wait, no, it's not, we're also getting Max Payne 3. No biggie. And A Game of Thrones, and Sonic 4: Episode 2, and PixelJunk 4am, and... and...

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Diablo III is coming out next week. That is all. Oh wait, no, it's not, we're also getting Max Payne 3. No biggie. And A Game of Thrones, and Sonic 4: Episode 2, and PixelJunk 4am, and... and...

The PC edition of Max Payne 3 is, sadly, not coming until May 29.

Here's our list of next week's new releases:

PC

Xbox 360

PlayStation 3

Wii

Nintendo 3DS

PSP

Nintendo DS

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    May 13, 2012 7:00 AM

    Alice O'Connor posted a new article, New video game releases of 5/14-5/20.

    Diablo III is coming out next week. That is all. Oh wait, no, it's not, we're also getting Max Payne 3. No biggie. And A Game of Thrones, and Sonic 4: Episode 2, and PixelJunk 4am, and... and...

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      May 13, 2012 7:09 AM

      This just in: Diablo 3 is being delayed!

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      May 13, 2012 7:18 AM

      Diablo 3 will consume my life, nostalgic of what D2 was during my high school years.

      For me, the anticipation for Diablo has been through the roof. It's the only game that will bring together dozens of my old gaming friends, RL friends, and family in unanimous agreement to play together.

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        May 13, 2012 7:27 AM

        Not to troll, but you understand it's just a video game, right?

        You make it sound like something Norman Rockwell would be painting if he were still alive.

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          May 13, 2012 7:31 AM

          This is modern day Norman Rockwell.

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          May 13, 2012 8:05 AM

          Not to troll, but you get that it's okay for different people to prioritize different things, right? He said he'll be playing with lots of friends and family. Who are you to judge how people spend time together?

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          May 13, 2012 8:09 AM

          Gamer card, revoked!

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          May 13, 2012 8:17 AM

          Not to troll, but you understand it's Diablo 3, right?

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          May 13, 2012 8:26 AM

          indeed, these silly gaming plebians. /monocle pops out

          not to troll, but how many folks on here do you estimate know or care who norman rockwell was

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            May 13, 2012 8:31 AM

            Obviously significantly more than you think. Why you gotta assume we all dummies? We got some edumacation! >:(

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          May 13, 2012 8:30 AM

          There are a select few people here who don't, in fact, realize that. :(

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            May 13, 2012 8:42 AM

            The amount of energy you expend shitting on Diablo 3 threads is nothing short of legendary at this point.

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            May 13, 2012 8:51 AM

            why do you make these awful posts ebu

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              May 13, 2012 10:22 AM

              just another day. a day like any other.

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              May 13, 2012 10:27 AM

              Coming from you, that hurts.

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            May 13, 2012 8:55 AM

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              May 13, 2012 10:19 AM

              I don't like certain decisions. The game as a whole is fun. (Yes yes beta-apologizers, the game beta comprising the tutorial level of the final game)

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            May 13, 2012 11:15 AM

            I hope you get banned soon.

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              May 13, 2012 5:05 PM

              Deep, calming breaths.
              In with the good air, out with the bad.

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                May 13, 2012 8:42 PM

                In their defense - I don't pay much attention to Diablo 3 threads but I've actually begun to notice your thread shitting in them with some regularity.

                Probably worth lightening up.

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          May 13, 2012 9:06 AM

          It must be nice not to have anything in your life that you're passionate about.

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          May 13, 2012 11:33 AM

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          May 13, 2012 8:55 PM

          "Not to troll, but TROLLOLLOLLOLLOLLO"

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            May 13, 2012 9:03 PM

            Situation: Everyone likes a video game and you don't.
            Solution: Gosh guys, it's just a game. Don't you have lives?

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          May 13, 2012 11:03 PM

          Now that's just silly. It's going to be sooooo much better than that.

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        May 13, 2012 11:47 AM

        The truth is, the reality seldom lives up to the fantasy and the anticipation of an event is generally always more thrilling/fearful/etc than the event itself.

        Diablo 3 will be a great game, no doubt, but should it take priority over everything else in your life? I'd say no, it definitely shouldn't.

        Oh, unless you're 15 or whatever in which case crack on, sunshine.

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          May 13, 2012 12:30 PM

          I can't believe you guys took my statement literally, haha.

          Of course I'm going to keep working my full time day job. ~_~

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            May 13, 2012 2:42 PM

            I quit my job divorved my wife and sold my kids so that I can play Diablo 3 from now until I die in about a week from starvation.

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              May 13, 2012 8:58 PM

              The human body can go without food for about... 3 weeks I think. You'd die of thirst way before that ;)

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          May 13, 2012 3:33 PM

          So true... I'm going in to a self induced coma, I have much more fun in there.

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      May 13, 2012 7:33 AM

      Yea I see buses all over town with Max Payne 3 advertisements. Had no idea this was coming out so soon.

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      May 13, 2012 7:47 AM

      poor Max Payne 3 :(

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      May 13, 2012 7:58 AM

      But not Max Payne 3 on PC...the only version that matters :(

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      May 13, 2012 7:59 AM

      Max Payne the multiplayer cover shooter isn't really Max Payne.

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      May 13, 2012 8:12 AM

      So will Diablo III live up to fanboy expectations or are we going to hear a lot of griping about how dumbed down it is, how the isometric view doesn't hold up with modern games, etc?

      I played the demo, other than some spiffed up graphics, it's pretty much Diablo 2. Not that this is a bad thing.

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        May 13, 2012 8:17 AM

        I expect lots of inflated opinions from both sides.

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        May 13, 2012 8:30 AM

        Pretty much Diablo 2?

        Everybody who complained about Diablo 3 complained that it wasn't enough like Diablo 2!

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        May 13, 2012 8:49 AM

        It seems far to "EAd" for my tastes. always on, and monetized? that's corporate bullshit right there.

        (reserve the right to change my opinion should the game be ridiculously fun)

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          May 13, 2012 8:57 AM

          isn't that all mobile gaming? I'd say the minority of games are offline and not "monetized".

          nearly everything is online all the time, and a HUGE amounts of games are offering microtransactions, drawing in HUGE audiences that appreciate the options.

          if you think it's corporate bullshit, then you have issues with a LOT of the corporations that provide games.

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            May 13, 2012 10:22 AM

            Yes. Yes, I do. This is DIABLO, not farm-fucking-ville.

            Every publisher should strive to be more like Valve, and every developer should aspire to be like CDProjekt

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              May 13, 2012 10:29 AM

              you mean like Valve's MANN Co. store that functions almost exactly the same way as Diablo 3's auction house?

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                May 13, 2012 12:46 PM

                which is also stupid, but I haven't played tf2 since those stupid hats came out.

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                May 13, 2012 5:08 PM

                The Mann Co store is far worse than the D3 auction house. Valve sells you the items directly, and forces you to buy keys for the rarest items. In d3 every item you can buy comes from another player that found it by playing the game.

                I'm not going to use the RMAH (so long as gold is a viable currency), but I think it's the best "microtransaction" system I've seen.

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              May 13, 2012 11:30 AM

              Diablo 2 has always had a strong trading component. I'd be extremely concerned if they were selling items, but in essence they're still keeping it as a player-driven economy. Very wise decision.

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              May 13, 2012 4:56 PM

              Being able to buy things is not what makes farmville terrible.

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        May 13, 2012 9:24 AM

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          May 13, 2012 10:20 AM

          Half-Life 1 did!

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            May 13, 2012 11:18 AM

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            May 13, 2012 3:31 PM

            Half life 1 didn't have a massive hype train, did it?

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            May 13, 2012 9:42 PM

            I remember people getting butthurt about the initial state of the multiplayer (saying it was Unreal bad in terms fo lag and generally unplayable and that people should just stick to Quakeworld and Quake2 instead...or netQuake if that was your bag).

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          May 13, 2012 8:27 PM

          I can't speak for anyone else by Skyrim lived up to my super high expectations then blew them right out of the water.

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      May 13, 2012 9:07 AM

      5 years since D3 was announced and now it comes out !

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      May 13, 2012 11:32 AM

      Not fooling me again, Sonic 4! Episode 1 was terrible.

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        May 13, 2012 12:52 PM

        Yeah, they've made noise about how they've redone the physics and control for Ep. 2, but I'll let someone else try first.

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      May 13, 2012 1:26 PM

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        May 13, 2012 5:14 PM

        Garnett Lee.

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        May 13, 2012 5:42 PM

        Console gamers? The first one was a PC only game for much of that year, but it was still popular on the PS2 and Xbox.

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      May 13, 2012 3:27 PM

      I wish I had nostalgia for D1 and D2, but I never played them :(
      I guess I'll get MP3 instead... I did enjoy the first two.

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        May 13, 2012 11:16 PM

        Not playing the originals shouldn't get in the way of enjoying the new game

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      May 13, 2012 4:54 PM

      Honestly.. I think Diablo III must be one of the biggest game releases I've seen on the Shack. In recent years, with the exception of Duke Nukem Forever (for completely different reason), I haven't seen this many people all talking about the same game in a long, long time. Even more importantly... I haven't seen a game for which so many Shackers are definitely buying and counting the days till release.

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      May 13, 2012 5:42 PM

      I haven't seen any info about Game of Thrones: The Game at all. GRRM gave it his stamp of approval so it should be good... right?

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        May 13, 2012 5:52 PM

        I predict it will be a steaming pile of shit--a popular franchise cash-grab to the max.

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          May 13, 2012 6:27 PM

          I read they started working on it before the Show existed so it may not be such a cash grab after all.

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        May 13, 2012 11:12 PM

        It's done by the Blood Bowl people. It can't be bad.

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      May 13, 2012 7:37 PM

      Cool. Diablo 3 looks like fun.

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      May 13, 2012 7:41 PM

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        May 13, 2012 8:23 PM

        I think I'm solo'ing through normal, then I need to meet up with more Shackers :D

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      May 13, 2012 8:30 PM

      This feels like this year's "Portal Kombat" (except that Max Payne 3 on PC doesn't come out until May 29 in the US, and June 1 in Europe).

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