And then a mascot attacks someone with pelvic thrusts. I'm not entirely certain what that's about.

"It's like Team Fortress 2 and DotA made a baby," our Chris exclaimed when he played MNC's competitive 'Crossfire' mode at PAX East in April. Which sounds lovely.

Monday Night Combat is due to be released as part of Microsoft's annual Summer of Arcade promotion, which will kick off in July, priced at 1,200 Microsoft Points ($15).