Oil! Our trusted tacky friend. Fuel of innovation, powering a new bright future for all America. You hardly give it a second thought, do you, as it powers our automobiles, aeroplanes and even our mowers. My fellow Americans, be warned!

We have received reports that an insidious alien power is tainting the reputation of our wholesome American oil with its own foreign fluids. We do not yet know the face behind this fiendish plot but rest assured that FBI agent William Carter is on the case.

Armed with Personal Computer and Xbox 360 technology and assisted by 2K Marin, Carter expects to vanquish the vicious viscous villainy in 2011. Gosh bless America.