As well as your regular powerup-powered kart racing, Zero Gear features tag, football (soccer) and skee ball-inspired 'Target' modes plus a character creator with "millions, even billions" of potential cutesy racers, not to mention terrifying "robot love."

Zero Gear will "explode onto your monitor when you least expect it" through Steam. If you desire a face full of glass sooner rather than later, sign up for the beta now running.