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January 23, 2009 6:00 PM

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I have some suspicions about next week. We shall see.

Apple not happy over Pre
Digital TV delay?
25 years of Mac and stuff
A rock climbing catfish
FDA says ok to human stem cell trials
Zune sales tanking
The Pope hits YouTube
Goat detained for armed robbery

As for the the videogame news around these parts:

Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena screenshots
Puzzle Quest: Galactrix PC demo released
Microsoft layoffs hitting Xbox and Zune
Peggle iPhone coming in March
Burnout Paradise DLC finally adds restart
Halo Wars gone gold, demo details
Star Wars MMO screenshots
Madden NFL 09 says Steelers win
Halo Wars developer video
House of the Dead trailer
GTA4 DLC trailer and screenshots
Microsoft confirms flight sim studio closure
Rock Band gets Grateful Dead next week
Stormrise unit images

Lastly, Battlestar Galactica was really just a bit emo last week. I am hoping for an episode that doesnt make me want to cut myself this weekend!

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January 23, 2009 6:00 PM

Dog with appetite for cupcakes learns new command, "away".
Then he's presented with his guilty pleasure and simultaneously given the command.
HIS BRAIN OVERLOADS: http://i42.tinypic.com/2dmf7yd.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flCk4zuEF90
- creep
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:01 PM
  
  ahhhhhhhhhhahahhaahhaha
- dedgecko
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:02 PM
  
  O_O
  - abovedefault
    
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    January 23, 2009 6:33 PM
    
    O_O
  - AndyGoin
    
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    January 23, 2009 10:31 PM
    
    8(
- Luminair
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:02 PM
  
  he never moved from that spot ever again
- Super Sparker
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:05 PM
  
  CTRL-ALT-DEL
- ninjase
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:07 PM
  
  that's kinda mean :(
- m0nkz
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:10 PM
  
  God I hate that lady
- ghost hacker
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:13 PM
  
  Breaking News, Dog finds out THERE IS NO CAKE !!!! Kills owners.
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  January 23, 2009 6:17 PM
  
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- SatansFist
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:18 PM
  
  ooooh poor fuckin dog
- papaskot
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:20 PM
  
  whoa i always tested my dogs obedience, she never made that face.
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  January 23, 2009 6:23 PM
  
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  - RikiTiki2
    
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    January 23, 2009 11:30 PM
    
    before or after the owner threatens you?
- Moonbase Commander
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:24 PM
  
  They didn't teach him shit, that dog is fucking drugged.
- cptn.peachfuzz
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:26 PM
  
  My god. It's full of stars!
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  January 23, 2009 6:26 PM
  
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- dael
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:29 PM
  
  poor thing
- theargent
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:30 PM
  
  Shoulda just named him Stay and fucked his mind over from the beginning
- mjcrash
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:31 PM
  
  It's blind, it can't even see the cupcakes. It can't smell either.
- jamesray
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:32 PM
  
  bahahahaha
- kallanta
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:33 PM
  
  hahahaha!
- AssGoblin
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:36 PM
  
  that's pretty creepy
- ColoradoCNC
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:36 PM
  
  poor guy just wanted a cupcake :(
- deviantpaul
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:46 PM
  
  סּ_טּ
- Koral06
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:47 PM
  
  Wow I can't stop laughing.
- Iwannaacura
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:49 PM
  
  that girl is cute
  - coolbreezr
    
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    January 23, 2009 7:29 PM
    
    Good god I hope you mean the one in the red shirt.
- capt tripps
  
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  January 23, 2009 6:50 PM
  
  If that was a cat, he would shit in her mouth in the middle of the night.
  - myfasha
    
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    January 23, 2009 10:29 PM
    
    So so true, I cannot stop laughing . Just the image of it.
- disembodied potato
  
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  January 23, 2009 7:07 PM
  
  i cant stop laughing
- ArcKnight
  
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  January 23, 2009 7:18 PM
  
  Jesus, that dog looks like every dream it's ever had was just crushed into itty bitty pieces right in its face, and then the pieces are set on fire and urinated on. That is the look of a dog with nothing to lose anymore. I bet 30 seconds after that .gif ended it ripped out the throat of everyone in the studio and then set the place on fire while a camera films it slowly walking further into the burning building.
- delataur
  
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  January 23, 2009 7:20 PM
  
  I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
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  January 23, 2009 7:21 PM
  
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  - radula
    
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    January 23, 2009 7:27 PM
    
    does not compute!
- bcyde
  
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  January 23, 2009 7:25 PM
  
  I can't stop laughing.
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  January 23, 2009 7:33 PM
  
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- Omaha
  
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  January 23, 2009 7:34 PM
  
  Jesus, I just saw this on the Soup and laughed harder than I have at a TV clip in a while.
- Lionhart32935
  
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  January 23, 2009 7:38 PM
  
  This is horrible, he just looks so destroyed :(
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    January 23, 2009 8:04 PM
    
    yeah. I taught my dog "LEAVE IT!" and he just ignores whatever I told him to leave, but he doesnt stare blankly into the universe
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  January 23, 2009 7:54 PM
  
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- two50six
  
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  January 23, 2009 8:05 PM
  
  MY GOD, ITS FULL OF STARS!
  - two50six
    
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    January 23, 2009 8:11 PM
    
    http://www.shackpics.com/files/dave_6pd7g5fhspwk8u4p3d8z.jpg
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- justsayno
  
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  January 23, 2009 8:06 PM
  
  that is so sad. I'm going to each tons of cupcakes tomorrow in his honor.
- Mmmmmoo
  
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  January 23, 2009 8:11 PM
  
  poor dog.. hilarious though
- Thresher
  
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  January 23, 2009 8:12 PM
  
  My cats know to back off if I tell them to leave something alone. Then they go back and do it anyway.
  
  Little bastards.
  - capt tripps
    
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    January 23, 2009 8:13 PM
    
    And they're probably mumbling 'fuck you' under their breaths as they slink off.
- fatman
  
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  January 23, 2009 8:16 PM
  
  holy shit.. I can't breathe.
  - smax
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:02 PM
    
    hahaha same here, i almost passed out laughing
- 60days
  
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  January 23, 2009 8:33 PM
  
  http://i44.tinypic.com/dvg4m.gif
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    January 23, 2009 8:36 PM
    
    lol
  - two50six
    
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    January 23, 2009 8:51 PM
    
    lol awesome. I almost used that last cupcake image I didnt have enough time to invest
  - Nitrium
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:00 PM
    
    HAHAHAHA
  - WaterSign
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:01 PM
    
    Shit, I spit out my coffee!
  - Mmmmmoo
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:03 PM
    
    hahahahhaha
  - delataur
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:04 PM
    
    hahahaha
  - abrasion
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:07 PM
    
    Oh jesus this needs some kind of sound - nice work homie.
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    January 23, 2009 9:19 PM
    
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  - re4ctor
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:19 PM
    
    this needs to go on ytmnd with 'also sprach zarathustra' playing over top
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      January 23, 2009 9:35 PM
      
      Heres a version with improved timing if someone else wants to do it: http://i39.tinypic.com/312czn7.gif
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        naios
        
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        January 23, 2009 10:27 PM
        
        hahahahaha, that's awesome
        
        abrasion
        
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        January 23, 2009 10:27 PM
        
        OORRRRSUM.
        
        Borzoi
        
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        January 23, 2009 10:28 PM
        
        i just gave it 5 stares
        
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        re4ctor
        
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        January 23, 2009 10:38 PM
        
        haha nice
        
        ant_hillbilly
        
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        January 23, 2009 10:46 PM
        
        oh man you have a ytmnd classic on your hands here.
        
        ColoradoCNC
        
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        January 23, 2009 10:48 PM
        
        lol...give the poor dog a cupcake!
        
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        abrasion
        
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        January 23, 2009 10:55 PM
        
        Needs a YTMND.
        
        IHATEDUST
        
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        January 23, 2009 11:45 PM
        
        That makes a huge difference. It is worth watching again. Good work! Lolz.
        
        SockMonkeh
        
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        January 23, 2009 11:48 PM
        
        this is fantastic
        
        anhero
        
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        January 24, 2009 12:26 AM
        
        it's gone :(
        
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        anhero
        
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        January 24, 2009 3:55 AM
        
        works now. seruiouusly, it said deleted before.
        
        ytmnd this now.
        
        Nullzero
        
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        January 24, 2009 4:18 AM
        
        hahah... omg... it's as funny as that hampster staring one.
        
        stuka
        
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        January 23, 2009 10:58 PM
        
        fucking lol guys, fucking lol.
        
        Mmmmmoo
        
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        January 24, 2009 12:00 AM
        
        gold!
        
        ihya
        
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        January 24, 2009 2:44 AM
        
        Fucking awesome!!!
        
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        January 26, 2009 3:32 PM
        
        amazing!!
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  - mXENO
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:44 PM
    
    best thing ive ever seen
  - lightly inclined
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:44 PM
    
    hahaha, holy shit, can't breathe
  - steelsamurai
    
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    January 23, 2009 9:46 PM
    
    hehehe even better on the second play.
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    January 23, 2009 9:51 PM
    
    I wish I could lol this twice.
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    January 23, 2009 9:58 PM
    
    GOTDAMN!! thank you...
  - ant_hillbilly
    
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    January 23, 2009 10:07 PM
    
    thats great.
  - notd665
    
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    January 23, 2009 10:25 PM
    
    You know I love you. You know this, right?
  - Jiven
    
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    January 23, 2009 10:30 PM
    
    ahaha
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    January 23, 2009 11:24 PM
    
    ahahahaha this is brilliant
  - kainen1
    
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    January 23, 2009 11:36 PM
    
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAH
  - Kaerof
    
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    January 24, 2009 12:07 AM
    
    I may die from this picture.
  - dromo5
    
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    January 24, 2009 12:41 AM
    
    my god. you've done it man!
  - stamps
    
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    January 24, 2009 12:52 AM
    
    hahahahaha
  - Mad Brahmin Disease
    
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    January 24, 2009 1:21 AM
    
    ahahahahah
  - TastyWheat
    
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    January 24, 2009 1:35 AM
    
    HOLY FUCKING LOL
  - AcesnEights
    
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    January 24, 2009 4:04 AM
    
    My god, it's full of sprinkles.
  - MrAdults
    
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    January 24, 2009 5:59 AM
    
    Absolutely incredible.
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    January 24, 2009 7:08 AM
    
    oh my god, hilarity outta left field
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  - DinK
    
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    January 24, 2009 7:58 AM
    
    Fantastic. Time for people to start keeping track of posts of the year. :D
  - sanchez
    
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    January 24, 2009 8:02 AM
    
    hahahaha
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    January 24, 2009 8:03 AM
    
    just so much win
  - Merconium
    
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    January 24, 2009 12:21 PM
    
    This+cracker in mouth = death
- Ride-My-Rocket
  
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  January 23, 2009 8:51 PM
  
  I hate the commercials for that show so much.
- Sailor of Fortune
  
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  January 23, 2009 8:57 PM
  
  hahaha, poor dog =/
  
  I fed my old dog twinkies all the time.
- fathertime
  
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  January 23, 2009 9:04 PM
  
  never fails, just before bed, someone posts a pic that makes me have bad dreams. gg
- xxiv
  
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  January 23, 2009 9:04 PM
  
  i haven't laughed into tears for awhile. holy shit.
- re4ctor
  
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  January 23, 2009 9:17 PM
  
  holy fuck, i've been watching this and laughing for almost 10 minutes. fuckin lol!
  - myfasha
    
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    January 23, 2009 10:33 PM
    
    My wife just keeps looking at me like I am crazy because I cannot stop laughing.
- Edges
  
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  January 23, 2009 10:56 PM
  
  I would've just given him the cupcake for that look.
- SeaLlama
  
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  January 23, 2009 11:19 PM
  
  Oh god, dying here. The eyes one that dog after she says it....
  - SeaLlama
    
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    January 23, 2009 11:20 PM
    
    It's like it was shot with a freeze ray.
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      January 23, 2009 11:23 PM
      
      OK, seriously, I can't stand dogs, but I'm starting a cupcake fund for this one.
- alarm cock
  
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  January 23, 2009 11:34 PM
  
  i love that this thread exists
- yautja
  
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  January 23, 2009 11:53 PM
  
  that is just awesome
- Serpico74
  
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  January 23, 2009 11:56 PM
  
  That dog has the best face ever, how hilarious
- rektify7
  
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  January 24, 2009 12:10 AM
  
  awesome. his eyes. or lordy.
- niceguynick
  
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  January 24, 2009 6:20 AM
  
  rofllllll god i love the internet
- MeestaNob
  
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  January 24, 2009 6:58 AM
  
  I'd like to personally congratulate everyone for this thread. It wins the internet.
- oHnOES
  
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  January 24, 2009 7:11 AM
  
  i lost it when they showed this on the soup last night :D