Rogue Spear Interview

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Rogue Spear Retreat has an interview with Travis Getz, lead artist on Rogue Spear: Urban Operations.

From The Chatty
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    April 4, 2000 7:56 AM

    I made my way to the back of the basement and stopped next to the C
    section. Call me sick but I had a hankering to listen to something by Cher.
    'Urghh!' Came a grunt from the darkness. I instantly stopped my search
    and swivelled around. What the fuck was that? Something was alive down
    here! I picked up my torch and shone it in the direction of the sound.
    The gorilla stared at me. Oh, my god! He was huge. A silverback mountain
    gorilla! Muscles bulged on its' long arms like melons stuffed into a
    condom. Its' teeth were like daggers and it had the darkest malevolent
    eyes. This was one mean fucking beast! He must have escaped from a zoo or a
    private collection, or maybe his owner had set him free in the days when it
    became obvious the plague was going to finish us all.
    The gorilla padded towards me his eyes full of curiosity - I was probably
    the closest he had seen to his own kind in years. He walked slowly; he was
    in no hurry, for where could I go? He was blocking my way back to the
    staircase. I reached behind my back to pull out my shotgun and blast this
    hairy, smelly bastard to ape heaven . but my shotgun wasn't there! I had
    left it, shells spent, upstairs! Fuck, I was in trouble now! This behemoth
    was going to tear me apart - there was no way I could stand up to him
    physically.
    I turned tail and made a desperate scramble over the aisle. My sneakers
    scattering CD cases in my wake. A huge leathery hand grabbed my ankle and
    yanked me painfully back, my head cracking of the top of the CD cabinet. I
    was dragged roughly onto the floor. My butt felt numb on the concrete and
    blood ran from my nose.
    The ape leered over me, his horrible wrinkled face a mere inch from my
    face. I could see blood on his huge yellow teeth - he had killed
    recently. I'm not ashamed to say that at this point I pissed myself.

    *hawkeye*
    (greatest first post ever)

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