Evening Reading
- Change for a better planet
- Waiting in line can be fun!
- Criminal shoes!
- No IE8 this year
- Blackberry iPhone killer is here
As for the the videogame news around these parts:
- Lich King fastest selling PC game ever
- DiRT 2 target visual renderings
- Grand Theft Auto DLC named and dated
- Activision and THQ make up box art spat
- Google kills the goofy Lively project
- Square Enix LA making downloadable games
- New Terminator game coming with the movies
- PS3 pushing trophy support for January
- MS responds to NXE issues
- Prince of Persia latest trailer
- PlayStation Underground gets axed
- DiRT 2 also hitting Wii / DS / PSP
- Halo Wars interview
- Super Street Fighter 2 HD pricing
- PlayStation store updates
- EGM perhaps no longer a magazine
Lastly, don't worry about that silly economy. It's all just a bunch of goofy numbers. We'll all be fine!
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replyYour favorite quotes from characters in video games...
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"Grabbim Peels"
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Ho ho ho, ho ho ho... y-you got owned!
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Oh, he's gotta be taking the PISS! We just busted our arses to get to this LZ, and now they want us to go ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN?!
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It had so many! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395252/quotes
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Yeah Psychonauts was a freaking goldmine of hilarity.
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Bwahahaha:
Lungfish Civilian: Oh no! Goggalor is headed for the orphanage!
Lungfish Civilian: [the building gets smashed] No, wait, that wasn't the orphanage!
Lungfish Civilian: Oh no, that *was* the orphanage!... for dogs, it was the puppy orphanage everyone!
Lungfishopolis was really the highlight of an amazingly well put together game! Man, this is making me want to go play it again for the 4th time....
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This is just like counterstrike!
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Not really a favorite, but I often get lines stuck in my head that are from the Hong Kong areas of Deus Ex. I think it's mostly the bad deliveries by the voice actors they got to do Chinese characters.
"You made a big mistake, homeboy!"
"I cannot. I am not allowed.
Time is up.
One customer twice... not allowed.
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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME LENNETH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW THE STATUS OF OUR EINHERIJAR?!!?
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YOU STILL LIVE?
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From Grim Fandango, Manny: Run you pigeons, its Robert Frost!
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"Daggit, naggit, nabbit, daggit!"
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zug zug
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Mein leben!
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"Sure I've got my invitation. It's right here in this seltzer bottle."
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"Vlad was one of those old time bad guys with honor and morals, which almost made him one of the good guys. None of us was a saint."
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Tickle!
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You fight like a dairy farmer.
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oh shit, also MEIN LIEBEN!
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I thought you died
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"Are you insulting my monkey?!"
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Do EEET!
Make Way EVIL! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a HAMSTER!-
There once was a warrior true,
with the sense knocked out of him, too.
but in a hamster he found,
some wisdom profound,
and now where goes he goes his Boo!
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"excuse me, excuse me GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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I'm thinking of a number between one and ten, and... I don't know why.
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Some chick in Oblivion: What is the charge in these parts for necrophelia? Just asking..."
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Jill.... Don't.. open that... door.
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Get out of here Stalker. Get out of here Stalker. Get out of here Stalker.
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I said come in! Don't just stand there.
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Hello, hello!
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"...Did you just tell me to win one for the Gipper?"
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"Hi, I'm Misty!"
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While I'm in here I may as well pick up something for myself...
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they're ready for you Gordon... in the test chamber
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"Hey, it's a fuckin' party down here."
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Vae Victus
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anything said by an old person in Diablo II, from Marius the narrator to "stay awhile, and listen!"
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Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements.
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DIE PIG!
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The candles burn out for you; I am free.
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The text above NPC heads in the original Fallout Ow, my ribs!
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Also the new Death Knight ghouls say cool stuff. Me like.....shiiiney]q
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Haha, yeah their voice is pretty well done. I actually find them kind of cute for a reanimated corpse.
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Hail to you, Champion!
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My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas.
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I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!
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"Want some rye? 'Corse ya do."
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Are you a bad enough dude to save the President?
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Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in motion this day.
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Weasel boss: "Some of us around here haven't shown any respect."
Weasel boss: *Walks over to Chicho* Was it Chicho?
Weasel boss: *Walks over to Frankie* Was it Frankie?
Weasel boss: *Walks over to Ali* "Was it Ali?"
Weasel boss: *Standing next to Paulie with a wooden bat in his hands* "Or was it."
Weasel boss: "Paulie... "
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No one is left. Everything is gone. Kharak is burning. Kharak is being consumed by a firestorm. The scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit. Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system. Not even beacons. :(
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Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in motion this day. Go to the Temple of Light, in the eastern ciry of Kurast. There you will find the gate to Hell opened before you. You must find the courage to step through that gate Marius. Take the stone you hold to the Hellforge, where it will be destroyed. Now run! Take the stone and run!
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Dark MetamorphosisI
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POWER OVERWHELMING!!!
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"Your song is not ours!"
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Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in! Don't just stand there, come in!
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"Grave Digger is doing it.... in the air!
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I've got a present for ya!
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You are finished... here.
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"Excuse me. Do you know where I can find some sailors?"
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Nordom: Attention, Morte. I have a question: do you have a destiny... a purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
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"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over."
"The word was out. A deadly virus released into the City's corrupt circulatory system. Something wicked this way comes. Max Payne at large."-
also "Valkyr was supposed to be a maiden that would lift you to a warrior's heaven. Instead, it had turned out to be a one-way demon ride to hell."
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One more... "I had a bullet with Nicole Horne's name on it. I had ten thousand bullets with the hag's name on them."
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Gognitti bailed. I made like Chow Yun-Fat. :)
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"You know what I'm talking about. In all the cool action movies, and I'm talking about the coolest of the cool, it always seems like time slows down in the middle of the action. You know, you can see the bullets flying through the air, the hero dodging in slow-motion. Oh man, it would be so cool to be able to do that. Bullet-time, that's what they call it. Bullet-time, yeah heh, would be so cool."
Random Thug <3
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“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great."
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"My life for Aiur ... uhm I mean Nerzul!"
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Wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
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Closely followed by "The seedy underbelly of water"
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Eating seeds as a past time activity.
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Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time and I can tell you they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am or why I say this. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard.
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