So our Nick is a quite the machine this week, with this piece welcoming our new console overlord. And in the hyperbole watch, we have "Video games are terrorists", though Shacker Zakazi helpfully tempers that statement with some first hand experience. And GoldenEye for XBLA? It's like a yeti, it might exist but the world at large will never know it. Oh hey, and you should participate in this contest while I judge to zombie moans and hope it doesn't cause the neighbors to bust in Ash-style.