Ah well—maybe they'll be eaten by sharks or something. It can happen to anybody, after all. In the mean by, here's tonight's refreshed chatty.

As for today's gaming news:

• Warhammer Online coming September 18
• Nick illustrates the culture of the Diablo hardcore
• Grand Theft Auto IV PC edition announced
• Recruit for WoW, get free stuff and bonus XP
• Bungie has a lot to learn from Call of Duty
• Kim Kardashian in new FaceBreaker shots
• Turner selling GameTap
• Paid DLC brings in stacks of cash
• Gears 2 violence filters detailed
• GoldenEye XBLA in 'no man's land'
• New Demigod screens released
• Video games are terrorists!
• Nvidia's PhysX en route
• Asus Wii-like PC controller details
• Massive Entertainment on the market
• Midway reports brutal Q2