So it is indeed Super Bowl Sunday. We figure at least 5 people here are watching the

game while near a computer so how about we just have it all right in here. This is your

Super Bowl thread. Some tips about the game of football:

• If you can throw a pig you can throw a football.
• OJ did it.
• Those first down lines they draw on TV are kinda cool.
• If you want the Patriots to lose, that doesn't necessarily mean you're not a true

  patriot.

• In fact it probably means you ARE a patriot.
• John Madden is in to scat and will draw you a diagram.
• You probably are better at making decisions on when to go for it on 4th down than the

  offensive coordinator.

• A half time that is longer than 2 quarters of football is appropriate.
• There is a Star Trek Enterprise marathon showing on Sci-fi, in case you don't have

  testicles.