Morning Discussion

Top of the morning Shackers, are you ready for another exciting Thursday? Now I know many of you are likely sitting at home, excited over Soul Calibur 4 yet thinking that it needs a little green alien. Fortunately, Namco and Lucasart agree. At this point, I'd make a sarcastic remark but have a TSA-esque fear of them taking it seriously. I think the only surreal appropriate course of action would be to note that Nick has brought us the Shacknews CES 2008 Chair of the Year awards.

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    January 10, 2008 6:23 AM

    Yoda + Vader in Soul Calibur is neat

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      January 10, 2008 6:25 AM

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      January 10, 2008 6:26 AM

      Yoda I can see, but Vader? His fighting style (robotic quadruple amputee) doesn't seem to fit the game.

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        January 10, 2008 6:48 AM

        Maybe he's more of the slow but powerful type.

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          January 10, 2008 8:08 AM

          Maybe he just fucks your shit up with the Force, like that one psychic thing from that other game (sorry I am drawing a blank, but I seem to remember a weird gimmicky character like this).

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            January 10, 2008 8:24 AM

            Vader was supposed to be an incredible swordsman. It talks about the training he does in Shadows of the Empire.

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      January 10, 2008 6:27 AM

      It is an ....odd choice I must say. Star Wars has a big enough universe to actually make their own fighting game, but the money hats the soul calibur team was willing to offer must have been great.

      I hope when your Yoda you can hop around crazily like he does in the movies.

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        January 10, 2008 6:50 AM

        There was a SW fighter for the Playstation. Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi. It was a decent game overall, with some play elements I really liked, but they slacked on a lot of shit that they shouldn't have.

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      January 10, 2008 6:28 AM

      needs Indiana Jones and Conan the Barbarian too

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      January 10, 2008 6:31 AM

      mittense put it best.

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      January 10, 2008 6:46 AM

      All the people having nerd rage and calling it stupid need to be kicked in the groin by Bas Rutten.

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      January 10, 2008 7:33 AM

      I think the problem is you only have one char per console, so the xbox gets yoda and the ps3 gets vader.... but surely the fight everyone wants to do is yoda vs vader :(

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        January 10, 2008 7:47 AM

        Yup that's the worst part. Does make even less sense this way. Especially because I wanted Vader not Yoda :( ... and Luke for the ultimate match.

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      January 10, 2008 7:40 AM

      I was going to say that Namco should just make a Star Wars fighter but then I realized there aren't enough Jedi/Sith to fill the roster. Sure they could include all those lame background characters from Episode 2 but who really wants to play as them.

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      January 10, 2008 7:55 AM

      Vader is apparently a PS3 only option

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        January 10, 2008 8:12 AM

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        January 10, 2008 8:13 AM

        Yoda joins channel #sc4
        Vader joins channel #sc4
        Vader: Dude, you'll never guess...I got the job!
        Yoda: Nifty, it is...I so did well as.
        Vader: ...
        Vader: Wait, I thought there was only one opening.
        Yoda: Per platform one only there was, yes. Spawn remember you do.
        Vader: Dude, your backwards speaking annoys the fuck out of me. Which platform did you get?
        Yoda: The 360 has I. The circle complete, it is.
        Vader: So I'm on the PS3?
        Yoda: Yes, obscurity you have.
        Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        Vader: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        Vader: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        Vader: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        Vader kicked by admin for spamming

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        January 10, 2008 9:22 AM

        As if this whole thing couldn't get any dumber ... they're platform exclusives? lol

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          January 10, 2008 9:27 AM

          granted, that's nothing new in the SC franchise.. I laugh that they think Vader is going to sell PS3s over Yoda.

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            January 10, 2008 9:33 AM

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            January 10, 2008 9:35 AM

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            January 10, 2008 9:41 AM

            it'll just make the fanboys think PS3 is evil (Vader) while 360 is good (Yoda). =\

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            January 10, 2008 9:48 AM

            I think it's just Vader = black, PS3 = black. Yoda = green, 360 = some green

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            January 10, 2008 10:07 AM

            I just wanted to ask for some epic Yoda vs Vader battles...

            Sigh, guess I'll have to settle for the epic Rock vs Astaroth infinite health - ring outs only battles.

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      January 10, 2008 8:10 AM

      Talking about a game series jumping the shark.

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      January 10, 2008 8:47 AM

      I hope that Vader has an unlockable lunch tray weapon.

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        January 10, 2008 10:18 AM

        YOU SHALL ALL DIE BY TRAY!!!! This one is wet... and this one... and this one.... NO I AM NOT JEFF VADER!

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      January 10, 2008 9:53 AM

      Can't lightsabers slice through regular swords? That is really the only part that confuses me.

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        January 10, 2008 9:53 AM

        They are magic swords

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          January 10, 2008 9:55 AM

          They're coated with midichlorians.

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            January 10, 2008 10:23 AM

            still bitter about that. >:( lameeeeee

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              January 10, 2008 10:37 AM

              Why dear god did they have to explain it!? Whats with knowing everything, just because you're a hyper-advanced culture, STFU! >:(

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        January 10, 2008 10:09 AM

        Honestly, I've played a lot of weapon based fighters, and let's be honest here: Not one of the weapons in these games is more deadly than a wooden stick.

        Kilik's stick is long, Nightmare's stick has an eye. Vader's stick glows in the dark..

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          January 10, 2008 10:10 AM

          Sorry for the redundant redundancy.

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            January 10, 2008 10:11 AM

            But it's enjoyably fun to be repetitively redundant, saying the same thing over and over, time and time again with glee.

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          January 10, 2008 10:27 AM

          haha, I guess if you think of it like that it all makes sense. They are all a bunch of LARPers.

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        January 10, 2008 10:21 AM

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      January 10, 2008 9:53 AM

      I was hoping for Porkins in Soul Calibur :(

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      January 10, 2008 10:13 AM

      Olimar in Smash Brothers is better :P

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      January 10, 2008 10:17 AM

      Not playing until they include Lonestar and his Shwartz-saber.

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      January 10, 2008 10:26 AM

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