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May 4, 2007 6:00 PM

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I'm pretty stoked about that WoW credit card stuff. Really... big time.

Vista battery hoggin
Urban farming
Monkey in the middle
New BlackBerry not suck?
MS + Yahoo almost happened, but not

Lastly, as a very big general fan of the sport, it was kind of thrilling to see what Golden State managed to do. As someone who lives in Dallas... not so much. :~(

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sketchuout

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May 4, 2007 6:01 PM

lol Paris sentenced to 45 days in jail
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  - Bold
    
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    May 4, 2007 6:04 PM
    
    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/paris_hilton_is_going_to_jail.php
- oldschoolbob-o
  
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  May 4, 2007 6:04 PM
  
  bitch got pwned. i bet they film it for tv though to make a few bucks off it
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  May 4, 2007 6:09 PM
  
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  - MaxPete82
    
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    May 4, 2007 6:13 PM
    
    But the judge specifically said he would not allow that.
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      May 4, 2007 6:39 PM
      
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    - knightblade87
      
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      May 4, 2007 6:54 PM
      
      i will like to buy him dinner for him and his family.
  - Fred Garvin
    
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    May 4, 2007 8:58 PM
    
    That's fucking lame. I don't think they should be in rat infested hell holes, but you should NOT be able to upgrade your punishment.
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  May 4, 2007 6:11 PM
  
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  - sketchuout
    
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    May 4, 2007 6:12 PM
    
    but it's a new chatty :[
- TheArtMan
  
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  May 4, 2007 6:13 PM
  
  Where do I apply to be a corrections officer?
  - xZanU
    
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    May 4, 2007 8:59 PM
    
    She has the herpes, you don't want that do you?
- harbl
  
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  May 4, 2007 6:18 PM
  
  She should get life. Bitch.
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    May 4, 2007 6:20 PM
    
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    - g.lee
      
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      May 4, 2007 6:55 PM
      
      tampax
    - Jumperus
      
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      May 4, 2007 10:13 PM
      
      He's thinking a triple max prison. A no-daylight slam. Only three of them left in this system, two of them outta range for a shitty little undercutter like this with no legs."
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  May 4, 2007 6:55 PM
  
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- mindshot
  
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  May 4, 2007 6:57 PM
  
  im sure she will just stay at one of the hiltons.
- pillzer
  
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  May 4, 2007 7:22 PM
  
  45 days sounds a lot to me for such a thing. Heck, just jail sounds excessive. But what do I know about US/Cali law?
- Phil
  
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  May 4, 2007 8:52 PM
  
  Such a cunt. "Hilton arrived at the courthouse about 15 minutes late in the Escalade along with her mother." They think the fucking rules don't apply to them. LOL, i say.
  - proclone1
    
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    May 4, 2007 11:52 PM
    
    it just seems too good to be true that paris will serve even the scant 45 days. I just don't see justice being served... she'll get out of it somehow
    - Phil
      
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      May 4, 2007 11:54 PM
      
      I hope my brothers in LA riot again and hit her in the head with a brick, ala Reginald Denny.
- Fred Garvin
  
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  May 4, 2007 8:55 PM
  
  White collar jail, but still LOLLERTASTIC!
- edgewise
  
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  May 4, 2007 9:00 PM
  
  "As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton, then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"
  - CoRDS
    
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    May 4, 2007 9:09 PM
    
    her mom is cool
  - rosewood
    
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    May 4, 2007 9:21 PM
    
    awesome
  - sanchez
    
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    May 4, 2007 9:48 PM
    
    contempt of court time?
  - Chris Remo
    
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    May 4, 2007 10:03 PM
    
    That fucking family makes me want to punch them all in the face then kill myself.
    - shavenewok
      
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      May 4, 2007 10:08 PM
      
      think killing them then punching yourself in the face would do so much more for society
    - Visceral Monkey
      
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      May 4, 2007 10:26 PM
      
      They really are examples of very poor breeding. Old man Hilton knew wtf he was doing and did it with style. Alas, his decedents are decedent imbeciles with nothing to add to the human race.
      - snicker-snack 2
        
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        May 4, 2007 10:33 PM
        
        so i guess raising kids wasn't one of the things he did with style huh?
        
        Visceral Monkey
        
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        May 4, 2007 10:34 PM
        
        Apparently not. I think my point is, inherited money without guidance makes for really, really useless people. In this case, I guess he does share some of the blame.
        
        vassili_zaitsev
        
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        May 4, 2007 10:37 PM
        
        it's usually the mom's fault. problem is, rich men tend to marry hot women. and hot women tend to be superficial and entitled. when hot mom has kids, she's usually the one taking care of them as the man is out making monies. this is an unending cycle.
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- Orange Pylon
  
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  May 4, 2007 9:03 PM
  
  I don't care what Paris Hilton does >:(
  - Ride-My-Rocket
    
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    May 4, 2007 11:51 PM
    
    Even when what she's doing is time?
- vassili_zaitsev
  
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  May 4, 2007 11:09 PM
  
  she's gonna look like this when she's done, hopefully.
  
  http://www.worth1000.com/entries/238500/238757YeGD_w.jpg
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    May 4, 2007 11:19 PM
    
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    - vassili_zaitsev
      
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      May 4, 2007 11:26 PM
      
      keep going, i'm feelin' it
- Prozium
  
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  May 4, 2007 11:39 PM
  
  I wonder if she'll chose jelly or syrup?