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March 28, 2007 6:00 PM

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Well C&C3 showed up at my door today. Hopefully I'll get some time to play around this weekend with it. The demo didnt really feel like anything particularly new but I think I'm most looking forward to the live actors and their hokey lines. I want you guys to seriously consider these tonight:

- We're all a bunch of morons
- Wacky hexagon
- McCain digs lesbians
- MS buying Doubleclick?
- How is Vista really selling?

Lastly, Dinosaurs died from too much coke/whores

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notd665

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March 28, 2007 6:01 PM

OH GOD CAN'T STOP PUMPING...

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/news/story.php?sid=6168237

Hitman movie begins filming next week. ER'd
- SpaecKow
  
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  March 28, 2007 6:02 PM
  
  It is not Jason Stratham it is not correct.
  
  But I like Vin.
  - notd665
    
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    March 28, 2007 6:04 PM
    
    It's Timothy Olyphant.
    
    He plays a wooden man on Deadwood.
    - thewriter
      
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      March 28, 2007 6:06 PM
      
      fucking lol, you're kidding right?
      - FushigiDenki
        
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        March 28, 2007 6:09 PM
        
        barely
        
        thewriter
        
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        March 28, 2007 6:19 PM
        
        I think he played the character of Bullock near perfectly. Down to his fucking WALK.
    - wetard
      
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      March 28, 2007 6:11 PM
      
      meh i'd be a lot more worried about the script than olyphant.
  - MurrayTheSkull
    
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    March 28, 2007 6:04 PM
    
    Too bad he was already in The Transporter.
  - byorn
    
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    March 28, 2007 6:04 PM
    
    No longer Vin...Deadwood's Timothy Olyphant will play the lead
- Rice-Rocketeer
  
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  March 28, 2007 6:03 PM
  
  Timothy Olyphant can be okay...they just have to make him SUPER FUCKING COLD.
  - MurrayTheSkull
    
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    March 28, 2007 6:08 PM
    
    http://www.videodetective.com/photos/754/031685_45.jpg
    
    Just has to shave, is all.
    - manlyman
      
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      March 28, 2007 6:10 PM
      
      I hope they pull this movie off. The games ooze style and cinematic flair. If they fuck this up despite all the source material from the games then I don't think we will EVER see a good game movie.
- Silent Sorrow
  
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  March 28, 2007 6:12 PM
  
  I'm sorry ... can't stop pumping what?
  - ovrlrd
    
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    March 28, 2007 6:22 PM
    
    Water... he has one of those old wells that need to be manually pumped.
    - wetard
      
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      March 28, 2007 6:24 PM
      
      This bath isn't gonna just draw itself!
- CrazyPants
  
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  March 28, 2007 6:23 PM
  
  I hope it's faithful to the wackiness of the game. If it doesn't have clones, I'll be a little dissapointed. Oh, who am I kidding, I won't be dissapointed no matter what; it's a video game movie and I'll take whatever I can get.
  - CrazyPants
    
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    March 28, 2007 6:25 PM
    
    Actually I hope that the movie is the first ten minutes repeated over and over again in slightly differnet ways, and then the projectionist throws the film reel at the theater wall for extra realism.
    - thewriter
      
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      March 28, 2007 6:38 PM
      
      I lolled.
    - derelict515
      
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      March 28, 2007 6:40 PM
      
      hahaha
- soggybagel
  
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  March 28, 2007 6:35 PM
  
  So will the movie start out as a stealthy slow game but after 45 minutes of frustration he just starts killing everyone?