Yeah, a bit lite on the real news, so here's something I haven't done for a few weeks... Some of the fun stuff to be found on cnn.com, and finding clever ways to pin them on Maarten... Florida police nab suspected potty thief - Ok, actually, I think this one was Clay... Police save goldfish from becoming artistic soup - Fish + Blenders + Power Outlets = Artsy fun! Arranged marriage results in masked Las Vegas wedding - Here's the Maarten one. Oh, and a bonus prize, if you make it to the comments quick, you can find valience talking about how worthless I am :-)