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October 12, 2006 8:42 AM

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Everyone be nice to the birthday boy! Maarten's sweet 16 is today and we're all so very proud. For his birthday the lawn guys at my complex thought it would be a good time to cut the cords to my satellite. It's a good feeling knowing that my community cares. Also didnt get to see the movie last night. My rating of the reviews I've gotten is a 8.12119902 though.

Steve Gibson

Steve Gibson is the cofounder of Shacknews.com. Originally known as sCary's Quakeholio back in 1996, Steve is now President of Gearbox Publishing after selling Shacknews to GameFly in 2009.

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Sparhawk6

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October 12, 2006 8:42 AM

happy birthday!
- ChibiJosh
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:45 AM
  
  OMG HAPPY BIRFDAY 2 UR FACE!
- [deleted] 472173279
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:46 AM
  
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- bozer
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:48 AM
  
  16 candles
- omnova
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:48 AM
  
  Happy Birthday, oh Great Forehead!
- Kaiser
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:50 AM
  
  HOORJ!!!!
- mikecyb
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:51 AM
  
  haaaaaaappy biiiiiiirthday maaaaaarten!
- SiW73
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:52 AM
  
  Happy Birthday! Here's hoping you get a cake made entirely of Pop-Tarts. And appleflappen.
- [deleted] 491575983
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:53 AM
  
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  - mn3m0n1c
    
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    October 12, 2006 10:07 AM
    
    A Winner is You! Happy Burfday Maa'en!
- deathofrats
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:53 AM
  
  You are a year closer to your death! Happy birthday!
- RookieCAF
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:54 AM
  
  Bappy Hirthday Maarten!
- unlurker
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:55 AM
  
  Hartelijk gefeliciteerd!
- Arcanum
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:56 AM
  
  The Barbarian Birthday Dirge
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  Doom and gloom and dark despair
  People dying everywhere!
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  May the candles on your cake
  Burn like cities in your wake.
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
  Your children plot to murder you
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  Burn the castle and storm the keep
  Kill the women, but save the sheep
  For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  Birthdays come but once a year
  Marking time as Death draws near
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  Now that you're the age you are
  Your demise cannot be far
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  Burn, then rape by firelight
  Add romance to life tonight!
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  Indigestion's what you get
  From the enemies you 'et
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  We love children, yes we do
  Baked or broiled or in a stew
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  May your deeds with sword and axe
  Equal those with sheep and yaks
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  This one lesson you must learn
  First you pillage, then you burn
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  While you eat your birthday stew
  We will loot the town for you,
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  We brought linen, white as cloud
  The women sit and sew your shroud
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  Just be glad the friends you've got
  Haven't found out you-know-what
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  I'm a leper, can't you see
  Have a birthday kiss from me
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  So far Death you have bypassed
  Don't look back, he's gaining fast
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  
  It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
  When you've reached this age you know
  That the mind is first to go
  On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
- bitter ego
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:57 AM
  
  Ã¢Â™Â« It'z cha burf daye! It'z cha burf daye! Ã¢Â™Â«
- g0nk
  
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  October 12, 2006 8:59 AM
  
  YAY!! SLAPPY MERFDAY!!!
- burgertime
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:00 AM
  
  happy birthday dutchman!
  
  also, happy birthday to kirk cameron, shola ameobi, hugh jackman, pavarotti, and young jeezy!
- zyklonbee
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:02 AM
  
  Happy Birthday Maarten! It's my bday too, hot
  - burgertime
    
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    October 12, 2006 9:26 AM
    
    mine too. happy birthday zyklonbee!
- -efx-
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:04 AM
  
  Happy Birthday MMMAAAARTEEEN!
- FormerHPB
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:06 AM
  
  Happy B-Day Maarten!
- SixDemonBag
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:12 AM
  
  Happy Maarten Day!!!
- freshyk
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:12 AM
  
  Happy Birthday!
- baronzemo78
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:14 AM
  
  Happy B-day MAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEN
- wunderbred
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:19 AM
  
  burfday celebration!
- [deleted] 2072322614
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:20 AM
  
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  - mikecyb
    
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    October 12, 2006 9:23 AM
    
    ASK THE GOOGLEBAR TEAM IF THEY LIKE APPELFLAPPEN
    - [deleted] 2072322614
      
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      October 12, 2006 9:24 AM
      
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      - Ride-My-Rocket
        
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        October 12, 2006 9:28 AM
        
        PUT YOUR APPELFLAPPEN IN MY LAPPEN BORK BORK!
        
        yosemiteclimber
        
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        October 12, 2006 10:09 AM
        
        This thread is going places! Happy B-Day Maarten
- loboca
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:23 AM
  
  Happy b-days Maarten!
- FushigiDenki
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:26 AM
  
  Hail Satan!!!
- helvetica
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:26 AM
  
  Happy Birthday Maaaaarten !!
- voodooraze
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:27 AM
  
  In 2 years your ass will be legal... and I'll be there waiting for it.
  
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAARTEN
- Megara9
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:29 AM
  
  Heeere Maarten.. The shackchicks owe you 16 spankins!!
- eskimo spy
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:31 AM
  
  Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary!
- Hiro
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:33 AM
  
  HOT WET HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- porp
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:44 AM
  
  Happy Birthday!
- someWayne
  
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  October 12, 2006 9:47 AM
  
  I love you, I mean Happy Birthday!
- Weklys
  
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  October 12, 2006 10:00 AM
  
  Happy Birthday Maarten!
- bakanoodle
  
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  October 12, 2006 10:10 AM
  
  enjoy your special day! special!
- cookblaze
  
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  October 12, 2006 10:14 AM
  
  Happy Birthday!
- trOmblyj
  
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  October 12, 2006 11:40 AM
  
  Happy Birthday!!!
- Faluzure
  
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  October 12, 2006 11:44 AM
  
  Happy birthday!
- mrfunky3000
  
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  October 12, 2006 11:48 AM
  
  HAPPY ANNUAL DAY OF CELEBRATION CONCERNING THE EXTRACTION OF YOUR FETAL BODY FROM YOUR MATERNAL PARENT'S INTERNAL INCUBATION CHAMBER MAARTEN!!
  - aurealis
    
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    October 12, 2006 12:08 PM
    
    Ã¢Â™ÂªÃ¢Â™Â« to you..... Ã¢Â™ÂªÃ¢Â™Â«
- Wolfanoz
  
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  October 12, 2006 12:02 PM
  
  Yah, I buy you new windmill for your birthdaykagen!
- AxeMan808
  
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  October 12, 2006 12:07 PM
  
  That's NUMBERWANG! Happy b-day, lil' Dutch boy! (How'z yur paintz?)
- Jayx77
  
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  October 12, 2006 12:11 PM
  
  happy burfday Maarten
- dahanese
  
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  October 12, 2006 12:11 PM
  
  happy happy!
- Maddog_Delphi97
  
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  October 12, 2006 12:11 PM
  
  HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
- Deathlove
  
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  October 12, 2006 12:13 PM
  
  you are dutch which is like deutsch which makes you cool 8)
- BongSlayerB
  
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  October 12, 2006 12:19 PM
  
  DING! Grats! Fitty says: http://www.hi2.us/images/Burf-Daye.jpg
- king_darius
  
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  October 12, 2006 12:21 PM
  
  Happy Birthday, Maarten.