First Post!

Anyone out there reading work at the ESRB? Or is really familiar with ESRB guidelines? Because in the past week some publishers have become antsy about their M-rated trailers and wanting us to stick them behind an age-gate. I understand why this would be the case if the trailer or demo was hosted by the developer or publisher themselves since they are part of the ESRB, but I'm not sure why it would apply to independent sites. The ESRB's site is totally useless however, and I can't even find proper contact info. So if anyone knows what the deal is, send me an email.

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    August 24, 2005 8:32 AM

    I want to see a G rated FPS, just for shits and giggles.

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      August 24, 2005 8:32 AM

      * N E R F A R E N A ' D *

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      August 24, 2005 8:32 AM

      Graeme's game with the love gun that shoots peace and love and etc...

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      August 24, 2005 8:33 AM

      Super Mario Sunshine.

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      August 24, 2005 8:35 AM

      CounterStrike.

      Oh, wait, that's C-rated

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      August 24, 2005 8:38 AM

      A cell shaded cartoon style FPS could be pretty cool, actually.

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        August 24, 2005 8:39 AM

        XIII?

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          August 24, 2005 8:39 AM

          I'm thinking more along the lines of loony toons/ Ichy and Scratchy/ Saturday morning cartoons.

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            August 24, 2005 8:47 AM

            they've made games like that. They're not fun.

            Violence makes everything more fun.

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        August 24, 2005 8:39 AM

        ten-thirteen or whatever that was called?

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          August 24, 2005 8:39 AM

          Ahh... thirteen. ^^^^ I'm a retard.

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            August 24, 2005 8:43 AM

            You could have asked if it pronounced xy or xy-y-y, would have been worse ;)

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        August 24, 2005 8:39 AM

        XIII style?

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        August 24, 2005 8:39 AM

        XIII. It sucked.

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          August 24, 2005 8:40 AM

          I liked the gameplay ok up to the annoying as fuck Stealth levels with no quick-save options. The ending was total ass.

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            August 24, 2005 8:47 AM

            I had a choice between this and Kotor at the game store. I remebered how much fun the demo was for XIII so I figured the full game would be fun.


            God was it ever horrible. The no saves was so frustrating.

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              August 24, 2005 8:49 AM

              Yeah, that got really old. Supposedly a patch added quick-save, but I could never get it to work. The worst was they included the fucking bind option in the menu, it just didnt' do anything.

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      August 24, 2005 8:41 AM

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        August 24, 2005 9:53 AM

        I would love a new Nerf Arena game. I think it'd be a hit with the new Unreal engine, great graphics in a fine modern engine and nice and friendly.

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      August 24, 2005 8:43 AM

      Heh....I remember this Chex game that came on cereal boxes a while back. that was kind of fun.

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        August 24, 2005 8:44 AM

        I was thinking of the ceral brand but thanks for saving me from sogginess

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        August 24, 2005 9:26 AM

        chexquest? i played that once, it's a Doom based game :P

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          August 24, 2005 9:42 AM

          yeah, that was it. i remember it being based on doom. I actually had a lot of fun with that game.

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        August 24, 2005 9:27 AM

        Chexquest was my first FPS. I love that game so much.

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      August 24, 2005 8:52 AM

      Dodgeball.

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      August 24, 2005 8:56 AM

      LEGO-NERF ARENAWARS

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      August 24, 2005 9:14 AM

      wasn't there that Nerf game using the Unreal Tourney engine?

      i remember the maps had little bullseyes you could shoot at and get points and stuff.

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      August 24, 2005 9:14 AM

      CATECHUMEN! Wreak holy hell on evil and do it with eternal bliss and joy!

      http://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/2001/catechumen.html

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      August 24, 2005 9:16 AM

      Paintball on the quake 2 engine (quake 2 not required.. it's free :D ) It's actually suprisingly fun.
      http://prdownloads.sourceforge.net/paintball2/paintball2_build014_full.exe?download

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      August 24, 2005 9:18 AM

      There was a SNES game that was... Happy Faces chasing each other around in a maze.. FPS .. Wolf3D Old school style 3D levels

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      August 24, 2005 9:25 AM

      Chexquest

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        August 24, 2005 9:42 AM

        LOL chexquest. i played that for a little bit

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      August 24, 2005 9:55 AM

      Faceball 2000?

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