- School party, chicks had to show their underwear. Thanks Tori Spelling.
- The Simpsons not close to ending after all.
- 16 year old singer Charlotte Church won a Rear of the Year award. Thanks Lynn Minmei (who agreed).
- The guy who created the Melissa virus back in 1999 is going to jail for 20 months.
- Ride that Wal-Mart horse, it's your birthday.
- Don't do that deep linking.
- Some guy used a metal sex toy, got stuck. Thanks Chris Johnson.
- Not enough money from the place you've robbed? Start working there.