Well here I am with Evening Reading duties again. Actually, I kind of volunteered because I'm kind of bored. Plus, Steve smells like a dead dog and was using "I've gotta do ER" as an excuse not to take a damn shower. ANYWAY, Retro took all the employees out bowling today and I actually scored a 125 and a 127! Those are high scores for me, and I actually got 3 strikes in the 10th frame of one of the games! I guess I'm a lot more excited than you guys are about that. I'm also excited that Old Man Murray actually updated! OMG!

- Napster's dead, looks like the music industry had better find someone else to blame - New wacky world records. I still think Maarten should apply for the book, as he can stuff three full keyboards in his rectum. Old-school natural keyboards even! - Time to make oxygen illegal! - Err, gross. - Coolest... library... EVER. - Not really wacky - it's just strange to think about no AT&T.