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Well, I'll leave you guys to your day, but not before a poem and a movie quote -

Oldtimers Poem
A computer was something on TV, From a science fiction show of note.
  A window was something you hated to clean, And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend, And gig was a job for the nights.
  Now they all mean different things, And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment. A program was a TV show.
  A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a pi-a-no.

Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account.
  And if you had a 3" floppy, You hoped nobody found out.

Compress, you did to the garbage, Not something you did to a file.
  And if you unzipped in public, You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire. Hard drive was a trip on the road.
  A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, And a backup occurred in your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue.
  A web was a spider's home, And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper, And the memory in my head.
  I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, But when it happens they wish they were dead!

--Unknown author

Movie: Maybe your dick's not so dumb.