• A huevador is something that must be in the posession of every self respecting man. Here is the chance to get yours, enabling you to safely stick that sausage of yours in a camel without the need to travel all the way to africa.
  
  
• Girls, if you need a suitable birthday present for that special friend of yours then look no further, for the shack presents you with The Weeny Beenies! Featuring "Spank" The Monkey, "Horney" The Bull and "Lick" The Lizard!
  
  
• While we're at the topic of birthday presents - here are some more cool suggestions. Very cool looking action figures of Shrek (I'm a sucker for that Fiona girl, and torturing that gingerbread man is quite an experience too.) , Metal Gear Solid 2 and some absolutely fantastic looking horror figures (like this one.)
  
  
• A man was killed by a tanker truck after chasing his hat onto Interstate 75, setting off a chain reaction of crashes that closed the highway for two hours. * D A R W I N ' D *
  
  
• House music causes impotence. But we already knew that.
  
  
• Our favorite Duke Nukem actor, Christopher Walken recites "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe.
  
  
• A few days back we featured some rice cars in ER. Well, THIS is the mother of all ricecars. The ultimate car upgrade. Garantueed to get you chicks!
  
  
• Ok. I have to admit I liked the Teenage Mutant Ninja Hero Turtles action movies. So I like the news that none other then John Woo is going to produce a new CGI-based TMNHT movie that goes back to the darker roots of our heroes!
  
  
• A picture of a lama. Have a caption contest in the comments or something.
  
  
• Yet another flash movie with some hip-hop dude in there.
  
  
• Priceless! (Yes, ANOTHER variation.)
  
  
• NEVER, EVER say the word 'bomb' on an airplane. Pilots and stewardesses are going to freak out and you'll be thrown in jail. Ask Grandma.

Contributions by: Gladiator, rolf-, x-eyd|mary, jednet, overburn, gegtik, Allyourbase, Morgin and the other freaks I forgot.

And, ofcourse, a WERD is not complete without a movie quote: Love is a dung hill and I am but a cock that climbs atop it to crow.

Well, that's the last from me for a while. I'll be back when Steve's away again!