And there have been a monstrous amount of ER submissions tonight (thanks!) - unfortunately too much to be included in one edition. Here's the editors pick for today:

• Trust the healing power of the penis! Or not. Fuck the doctor first, then sue for sexual assault. Best of both worlds if you ask me.
• San Fransico isn't exactly cheap, that's nothing new. So you are a well paid air traffic controller, what do you do to make ends meet? You start to rob banks. Ofcourse.
• I know you all have been waiting for something as big as this: A NFS (NES sound format) plugin for winamp! Yay!
• Check out this poor polar bear. He's hot and is taking a nap on a block of ice.
• Oh my! The chicks are totally going to dig this guy. And imagine the fun you could have with TWO of these arms!
• Picture this: You're totally into bondage, and playing some games with your favorite human. Then, suddenly the cops show up. I tell you ... that is not good for your reputation as respectable sheep.
• British people are weird. And why ask the children? There are enough big boned people in britain who could do a whole lot more damage then a bunch of featherlight kids!
• French people are even weirder. And I have no doubt they're very good at imitating pigs.
• There's also some cnn coverage of quake 4.

And oh, this queer version of ER is dedicated to my copy of Win2K, that decided to crash the second before I tried to post the original version of this article.