Barely Legal Evening Reading

July 30, 2001 5:45 PM

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Ah yes. Those fine titties and Evening Reading. They go together so well. It might just be barely legal, but hey that's good and legal enough for us. Titties like the ones in tonight's first story would not be considered barely legal, instead they have passed the expiration date.

- Now this is just wrong in all ways. I mean thats kinda old dont you think? Everything hanging and such ;~(
- Everyone be hit by store mannequins! Lots of money to be had.
- I'm pretty sure that having your bungee jump cord snap while jumping is the suck. Also more amusement rides breaking down here.
- Escaping prison is apparently really easy.
- The Iraqis still think they're the bomb and they will get "final victory" over the US.

Lastly, these are the important inventions. They define our future and stuff.

Maarten Goldstein

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fat mike

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July 30, 2001 5:46 PM

BLER!!!!!!!
- fat mike
  
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  July 30, 2001 5:46 PM
  
  boo yah mother fuckers!
  - geedeck
    
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    July 30, 2001 5:48 PM
    
    MAARTEN STILL LOVES US! THIS IS GREAT! BLER!
- jboogedy
  
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  July 30, 2001 5:49 PM
  
  Bler, song 2? Woo - h00!?
  - fat mike
    
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    July 30, 2001 5:50 PM
    
    i got my head shaved
    - [deleted] 1069053528
      
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      July 30, 2001 5:53 PM
      
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      - fat mike
        
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        July 30, 2001 5:55 PM
        
        it wasn't easy
        
        [deleted] 1069053528
        
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        July 30, 2001 6:02 PM
        
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        jboogedy
        
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        July 30, 2001 6:20 PM
        
        WOO HOO!!