BEER!

July 22, 2001 6:20 PM

1947

Free BEER! - Bulleted Early Evening Reading. Woot! Not as much carnage as I'd like, but it's Sunday....

Don't wrestle with kids. You might hurt someone.
Surprise, surprise. Napster users move on to alternatives.
Some guy built an medieval siege sling and used it to launch dead cows! "Not all of them burst on impact - but when they do, the local kids love paddling in the guts."
If you thought Steve was about as weird as they come then you've got a surprise coming - An American (ofcourse) couple plans to be wedded aboard the sunken wreck of the Titanic. I always knew too much DiCaprio could wreck your brain, but these people need treatment.
By popular demand - some terminator wannabe. I refuse to comment on something like this.
I also had the following item, but it seems that it was posted two days ago.. Oh well:
A driving instructor, about to give a girl her lisence, changed his mind after she (We all know women can't drive, why do they even bother?) crashed into SIX cars while parking the car.