- Everyone who has ever rented a car is gonna just love this one.
- Why in the hell would someone actually wait for a chalupa?
- Cant an old lady sit on her porch and call people a asseater in peace?
- Looks like they have an estimate on providing all of Canada with broadband.
- Try not to have any pets around when you're cheating on your wife.
- Those Canadians are fruiting out over Bigfoot.

Lastly amusement of the day... the Quake3 Dreamcast map pack has been released. (go here and click on media/pc update) You need to have Quake3 v1.16n to play with Dreamcast users though... heh.