- Some guy started smoking at 13 and just scored billions of dollars for his troubles. Thanks xvdl
- Thankfully I've never broken wind in my 25years of living so this isnt something I worry about. Thanks Chip Caddell
- I like this one a lot. You'll get taxed on your tax rebate! Thanks Stomped
- McVeigh is still alive after all this time. Looks like they are finally gonna give him that lethal injection he's been needing though.
- I've got something you can slurp...
- Newsflash, schools have lots of sexual harassment. They have proof!

Lastly, isnt this one just amusing... The EFF (some scientists) are taking the RIAA to court over the RIAA muffling them from revealing how they got around the digital audio copyright technologies.