Published , by TJ Denzer
Published , by TJ Denzer
Welcome, Shackers, to the end of November 5, 2024. It’s been a ridiculous time leading up to today, and it probably isn’t about to settle down, but this night marks a turning point. For our viewers around the world, we hope you’ll bear with us while we get through this. For our viewers here in the states, we hope you got out to your polling places and chose wisely. For now, it’s time to let the chips fall where they may and focus up on another Evening Reading. Enjoy.
A big win for Nintendo players as they enter the next generation!
Not gonna lie. It’s pretty funny to see Elon Musk’s flagship dumpster bashing the bejeezus out of his new best friend.
Honestly, between Mahomes’ mom, girlfriend, and brother, I’m a little concerned Mahomes is probably not a good person either.
It's all I can do.
It's his favorite cross shape.
Sucks to say the least that we could have someone slightly more degenerate than Robo Nixon in the White House.
Metaphor ReFantazio quite good.
Your cold weather friends are about to tell you why it’s funny that you don’t like the cold.
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Have a great night. Whoever wins, America is probably still going to be weird tomorrow, but we hope you’ll stick around while we sort it out.