Evening Reading
- You ever felt you needed a brain? A celebrity brain perhaps? Or just one for dinner? brains4zombies.com has all sorts of brains for you to choose from: Juicy or smart, fresh or canned, there's a brain for everyone. Now with fast oversees delivery and customer reviews.
- Doki Doki productions creates anime fan works, best described as anime-clips. Popular songs with edited anime footage. Some really cool stuff here, and a broadband connection is highly reccomended. In the sort of the same category there's a pikachu videoclip. (And remember: Pikachu and DBZ dont really count as anime.)
- I'm not sure if it actually drives good, but if you can be sure your car has the highest coolness factor in the neighbourhood when you fit it with some Mattracks. Weak cars need not apply, 4x4 required.
- Quiz: You've had some beers and you're angry at your girlfriend. What do you do? Ofcourse - you step in a golfcart and start shooting at her house. But I'm sure you all thought of that.
- It was a matter of time - guns with internet access. "It seems you are quickly running out of bullets! Would you like to order some?"
- The history of "fapfap". Nothing to be ashamed of, even the Mesopotamian god "Enki" fapped, filling the river Tigris with flowing water. (Or so the article claims)
- The swiss have the best tasting toilet paper in the world. How do we know? - Some guy won a lifetime worth of TP, after he identified various different brands of TP by sniffing and tasting it. Yummie.
- "Small dog used as mop in pet parlour". Duh. I'm sure a big dog would've gotten the job done faster.
- A woman bit off her attackers nuts after he forced her to perform "a sexual act". Some time later she wandered into a police station, chewing, and was forced to surrender the man's private parts. They were unable to re-attach the man's private parts. Darwin was right.
- Last minute entry: Yes, I know AYBABTU is getting old - but this one IS funny. Featuring papa smurf.
This is probably my last ER. Tomorrow Steve will return with the unenhanced ER, unbulleted - the way you like it.
