Well, since noone's posted any news today, I may as well get this one out of the way. I'm announcing the new winners of this caption contest. As you may recall, I said I'd have two winners, one for general and one for a bonus section. The winner for the general one is Fusion with:

Steve, come on in... take your ears off, stay a while...

A Great Anomaly Inspired by the song "Lit-My Own Worst Enemy" Can we forget about the modeling I did last week I didn't mean to look like that... I can't remember what the guy had even said to me Please tell me, please tell me whyyyyy I'm wearin such a dumb tie...I'll die, I'm posin with my shirt off... I put on some red lipstick, last night...it's not...gone. gone.. It's no surprise to me I'm a great anomaly, cause every now and then I gel my hair to look pretty... the smoke alarm goes off and there's my "nice" hair burning up, still burning...please tell me whyyyyyy I'm wearin such a dumb tie...i'll die i'm pouting like a small fry... I'll have to use some rogaine, i'll lie, but it's...gone. gone... (insert solo here) Please tell me whyyyyy I'm wearin such a dumb tie..i'll die... career's end is now nigh so i'll start up a website...for games, It's no surprise to me I'm a great anomaly, cause every now and then I gel my hair to look pretty... Can we forget about the modeling i did last week I didn't mean to look like that...