- Cant a clown just get along anymore? Damn...
- Responsible for the Oklahoma bombing a while back, the McVeigh execution might be televised. Wow.
- Gimme those boobies! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!
- I've always wanted to ride Space Mountain with Jesus at my side. That day is closer than you think! Oh yeah, and he lived in Japan.

Lastly, this one is huge... I'll just quote the start of the article: "LONDON, England -- The House of Lords has backed new government rules to allow limited cloning of human embryos, though religious leaders from across the spectrum urged them to oppose the measures..." Thanks Boogieman