Good morning everybody. Hexagon is busy this morning (those special brownies + wooden shoes = not a good thing), so he asked me to bring you guys a little first post/werd cheer. I saw "Dude, Where's My Car?" last night. If you go see this movie, remember these things: 1) Yes, it is as dumb as it looks. It may even be dumber. 2) Go see it with a lot of people - It helps when you share the idiocy. 3) Go to the matinee; It's not worth full price. 4) Watch it in an altered state (drugs, alochol, pop tarts). Don't go in expecting Citizen Kane and you'll be just fine. On another note - Since Rosewood wants some amusement, I'm going to rant for a bit. We got this woman at work who drives me nuts. She talks about her 2 kids incessantly. I mean, take how much you watch porn and multiply by 50. Seriously. She is mid 40's, overweight, and insists on wearing short skirts with hose that has HUGE runs in it. She likes to come visit you while you're working and stick her fingers all over your monitor, leaving a greasy mess in her wake. (This is a pet peeve of mine). This morning she comes in with all her hair chopped off (in an attempt to preserve her youth, but too late! you lost it 20 years ago along with your figure!) and walks around showing it to everybody. I, in my typical tactless fashion ask "Hey, where's your hair?" and she gets mad and says "You're supposed to say 'Oh, your hair looks great!' and make some compliments!" Right. Ok, rant off, post your stories of annoying workmates and classmates right here. Image of the Day is now back up. Bad Kermit, bad! Everybody email Rosewood and thank him.