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Jimmy Carter achieves goal, has lived long enough to vote for Harris.

https://meidasnews.com/news/jimmy-carter-achieves-his-goal-lives-long-enough-to-vote-for-kamala-harris

DOOM 2 RAY TRACED?

Wtf, you think I need a reason to replay it?
BACK TO HELL WE GO!

https://youtu.be/0mhdGeQ9NHo?si=3lJ1CdVgS1EuU4FI

About to hit 50 lbs lost on Ozempic and IDGAF if I have to stay on it forever. It has changed my life like a fucking magic wand.

No more high blood pressure, back pain, foot pain, snoring, incessant food noise, obsession over every single calorie I put in my face. My depression has improved, my alcohol consumption has dropped, I obviously look and feel better.

Ten years of self-loathing and all the associated baggage of being incapable of "fixing it" has evaporated because of this goddamn miracle of science. Sign me up for a lifetime supply. Aside from getting married and having kids, Ozempic is genuinely the best thing that has ever happened to me.

NASA engineers have figured out how to issue a command to get a memory dump from Voyager 1, which had been spewing nonsense back to Earth in the last few months, so can likely use that to help return the craft back to expected operating status.

https://www.theregister.com/2024/03/14/voyager_1_not_dead/

57th ding today.

holy hell I'm old.

Tennessee democratic lawmaker files bill to put a 15% tax on gun sales to fund education. The name of the bill? "Thoughts and Prayers Tax"

https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-politics/thoughts-and-prayers-tax-bill-filed-in-tennessee-legislature/

Jon Stewart Returns to 'The Daily Show' as Host

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/jon-stewart-the-daily-show-host-1235802984

Ding! 40! I did the thing! I'm adulting! 40s I am in you!

Booked a local brewery last night and managed to find 60 people that know and like me to come and eat tacos that I made. And my wife booked a mariachi band too! Then we went to a club at like 1am and then I barfed when I got home. Great times! Sorry no pics.

Merry Pigmas from the peegs!

Chase: https://i.imgur.com/48R7C9o.jpg
Vincent Thundersqueak: https://i.imgur.com/gVshY8g.jpg
Tony Swiftbottom: https://i.imgur.com/kDrCr40.jpg