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ITT a group of male tech workers in their mid 30s try to troubleshoot a japanese woman's vagina

www.dadshack.com post. This thing is a godsend. http://chattypics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_r6gfvefach.jpg

He's never been more happy or tired.

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I won't abandon you like you abandoned your child

I'm sorry.

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Oh shit. I regret to announce that I am going to shut down the Chatty.

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Urinal Jerk Off Story Time - I went to use the washroom in a food court in a building with heavy foot traffic, as it connects to the subway system. This was at night, long after the food court restaurants had closed, but a few people were sitting around here and there at some tables, mostly homeless people. As I got near the washroom, I noticed a guy that I had walked past start to get up to go in as well but I didn't think much of it. The washroom was empty and had a line of about 8 urinals. I walk all the way to the end, to urinal #8. Once I'm there but before I'm even unzipped, this other guy walks in and walks past urinal #1, 2, 3.. and you guessed it, walks all the way up to #7. I am between the guy and the wall. By this time, I'm unzipped but I am suddenly nervous and nothing is coming out. Then I realize the other guy isn't doing anything either, so we're both sort of just standing there in silence. He then turns toward me and starts jerking off in my general direction and asks if I want to do anything. I say "no thanks, I'm good" and go back to trying to pee. I tried to pee so hard that I unleashed an atomic fart and the guy actually stopped jerking off and left.

quick and dirty just for you http://chattypics.com/viewer.php?file=fedoras_tik9mmejkd.jpg

yo bro plenty more vagiinas in the sex sea whip out your rod and cast away stop cring this is freshwater vagines we're hunting and you're tears will kill them

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