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That's not entirely true. They let your connection burst for short spurts of nigger speed but it should never go below what you pay for.

don't worry about it... I'll write if off on my taxes as a donation to an illiteracy program.

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Both of you can SM each other

So for Christmas we got the kid his own little mini-recliner. Yeah, apparently his life is now complete.

http://i.imgur.com/AslunEn.jpg

I can't stop laughing at this, lol. Just kicking back, feet up, watching some Sesame Street on the ol' WiiU tablet.

Also, yes our tree is still up. Don't judge me and my laziness.

NWS (for now) For the curious: http://www3.myfantasyleague.com/2012/home/62051

In the Autumn of 2002, I had an acquaintance whom I had met through late night dance festivals--the kind where illegal narcotics were frequently consumed. One night, while I was at a particularly enjoyable festival, my acquaintance paged me--nearly crying for me to come to her place and court her while the candles burned down.

The group of young scalawags I typically partook of festivals with and I left the party immediately. When we got there, she didn't answer the door, but being the imaginative young man I am, I decided to climb in through a window. The scene inside nearly shocked me senseless--she was in the throes of passion with another suitor!

Upon seeing me, she became horribly embarrassed. She grabbed a nearby decanter for spirits, smashing it and slicing through her own wrist. As my fellow scalawags stood by, simply watching her life ebb from her body, I valiantly placed pressure upon the wound, staunching the bleeding.

Some time later, as repayment for this episode, I fucked her in the ass.

Another computer robbed of performances thanks to windows.

Oh yeah thanks, and this one too:

-Permaban chepito_