Of course, this being BioShock, there is naturally a twist you weren't anticipating until someone told you about it--much as I am doing now. Watch out for the twist, you guys!

As we now know what's in the SE, the workings of multiplayer matchmaking and why there are no dedicated servers, the PC system requirements and its scaled-back DRM, all that remains is to wait for it to arrive for PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on February 9. And to watch for the launch trailer on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight, apparently?