Sony Touts PS3 Pizza Ordering Service
"Hungry? Need something to eat?" asks a mass mailing to members of the PlayStation Network, explaining that at long last "you can jump over to your PlayStation 3 browser between epic battles and high-speed races to get a hot delicious pizza delivered to your door... all this while never having to leave the comfort of your PS3 system."
Sony's MMORPG EverQuest 2 infamously added the command /pizza to launch a browser window for Pizza Hut's online ordering. Allegiances have apparently shifted.
This addition might shake up the results of recent studies which found that gamers are not fat, but sad, and that casual gaming can help beat snack cravings.
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IndigoAK
replyDon't stop there, Sony!
Here's my list of things I need to be able to do from my PS3 before your ad campaign is successful in my eyes:
-Buy a hooker
-Buy crack
-Buy cheap porn
-Buy my entire week's worth of groceries
-Flush my toilet
-Do my dishes
-Feed my cat and change her litter box
GET FUCKING ON IT.-
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Just put a few extra spaces after the period. That's what I do.
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Haha, yeah seriously.
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Or if that is too much trouble, at least repackage an elite few and sell them back to us for more than they are worth.
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