Villians are destroyers of worlds, enemy of good and source of wickedness. The infamous Kane of the Command & Conquer universe is an excellent example: he's fought the GDI time and time again and helped to spread Tiberium like a cancerous Johnny Appleseed.

But how did he do all this? It's not as if you can just wake up one morning and decide that you're just going to destroy multinational security organizations on a whim. You need a strategy, a guide, a... plan, if you will.

With that in mind, if you had the resources, what would be your great villainous plan? Electronic Arts and Shacknews want to know.

For the purpose of this contest, such plans should be illustrated with a flow chart diagram, like something you would create in Visio, OpenOffice Draw or even the ever faithful MS Paint.

Will you take over the world with weaponized badgers? Subvert global financial markets in a bank firesale? Or utilize a series of sustained subliminal messages delivered via LOLCats?

We're looking for clever and funny, that is, if you are interested in winning one of three copies of the Kane's Wrath expansion for Command & Conquer 3, with the first prize winner also taking home a copy of Command & Conquer 3: The First Decade.

Of course, the expansion pack does also include (eventual) access to the beta for a little game called Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3. You have until Monday at 11:59 PM CST to craft and post your submission to the comments on this post, where the winners will be chosen by Shacknews staff.