So, there's a new Saints Row 4 DLC pack available today. It adds new superpowers to the game. We were going to describe them to you, but the crazed rant of Deep Silver PR made it impossible to decipher what's going on. Here, why don't you try to figure it out?

It lets you do awesome sh-t like pick some b-tch up and TK them away but oh snap they turn into a time bomb and when the time is up they go BOOOOOOOOOM and its like double sh-tty for them. Or then like, you can apply a buff to yourself which makes all the morons that step to you turn into walking sticks of dynamite and then they also go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. OH but listen my fav one is the Airstrike Stomp where you like Stomp on the ground and you're like NO GTFO and then all the bad dudes around you get sent flying up into the air while shitting fire. The bad dudes are like WTFFFFFFFFFFFF and you're like HAHA >=) and then before the bad dudes figure out WTF sposions happen and its all airstrike Independence Day NEVAR FORGET all around you. And then you're all like LOLZ, IDIOTS. The end.

Uh... sure. Unfortunately, "Element of Destruction" is sold separately from the Season Pass, meaning you'll have to shell out an additional $2.99 to get this pack.

Additionally, the "Zinyak Attack Pack" is also available today, which adds three Zin outfits: the trooper, the Warden, and Zinyak. It goes for $1.99 and is also not included in the Season Pass.