Diablo 3 diary: The first two hours with the monk
My monk Darkartiste is descending into the depths on hell to save New Tristram and its inhabitants from the demonic hordes. Join him as he channels his inner kung-fu in his Diablo III diaries.
My descent into hell wasn't quite what I expected this morning. With Diablo III preloaded on my computer waiting for a 3 a.m. EST launch, I began channeling my inner David Carradine (Google him) for my anticipated battle with the demons that had invaded New Tristram.
Unfortunately, Blizzard's servers weren't going to cooperate, so I spent the next hour or so fighting hordes of ERROR 37s and ERROR 3006s before finally breaking through the outer defense perimeter guarding against my access to the game. My monk, named Darkartiste in honor of the rogue I created in a certain Blizzard MMO, finally gained life and proceeded into the bowels of hell.
After an hour in the game, I can honestly say hell is going to be a lot of fun. While thousands of you may have enjoyed playing the beta up to level 13 and the Skeleton King in Act I, I abstained from that joy as I wanted to enjoy the game from the beginning without any memory of a pre-release nirvana. It was worth the wait and immediately conjured up the memories of my play time with Diablo 2 until all hours of the morning.
Blizzard has done an excellent job of crafting the monk I always fantasized about when playing the class in Dungeons & Dragons, especially with the well-developed back story. In-your-face, but with finesse, I was immediately able to wade into a mass of enemies with Fists of Thunder, dispatching the lowly undead. By the time I had reached the town and met up with Deckard Cain's niece Leah in New Tristram, I was already using my secondary Lashing Tail Kick to knock multiple enemies back. With the main and secondary attacks bound to the primary mouse keys, killing is literally just a few clicks away. It wasn't long before the game was complimenting me on my massacre skills with 12 or 16 enemies dispatched in a single encounter.
Gear has been easy to find, including my first few blues, and while the enemies are gradually getting tougher, I have yet to die. I found Deckard Cain in the damaged cathedral and have already been back to sell everything from my swollen packs. I just picked up my first defensive skill in Blinding Flash, but have not had much reason to use it. I'm still finding that smashing barrels, rummaging through dead bodies and splintering tree stumps for hidden loot is just as rewarding as putting the hellspawn in their place.
I will be venturing north into the graveyard a bit later. I know the game will get tougher and I know I will die, but I really don't mind. So far, Blizzard has built a bigger, better sequel that has me welcoming angry hordes of demons, especially now that the frustrating error nasties have been dispatched. More from the front lines later.
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My monk Darkartiste is descending into the depths on hell to save New Tristram and its inhabitants from the demonic hordes. Join him as he channels his inner kung-fu in his Diablo 3 diaries.-
That's crazy because I felt the exact opposite about my first 2 hours thus far. Quite dissapointed in this sequel actually.. feels like a skinned/modded version of WoW. Nice job blizzard.. spend all your years in development for Starcraft II, take 2 years to push out Diablo 3. Next stop, gamestop.. if someone needs a used copy it will at the Paradise Valley Mall in AZ. Cheers. - Just my two cents.
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lol, Meoff - it makes me laugh so hard when people rage about your opinion of a game.
They're fighting so hard to defend it. Everyone must like this game, otherwise there will be hell to pay.
Telling you to even get out of their state, and swearing at you.... lol, that's just sad.
Poor Diablo III lovers :(
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Frauding Gamestop? Its WoW covered up calling itself Diablo 3... if anything Blizzard is the fraud here not I... and no one said I resealed anything. I simply "have a friend" that will do whats right that works at Gamestop. Of course I wouldn't list the real location of my return.. you would have to be an idiot.
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You are justifying theft in a brazen way. You're the worst at posting on Shacknews.
Gamestop and Blizzard may suck, but you walked into that store, and gave your money for a Blizzard product. Now you want it back based on your critical assessment, which hasn't been allowed with video games for about a decade.
Your actions are disreputable and they say horrible things about your character as a human being.-
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You have no factual basis for which to disagree. It's not a matter of your bias, it's a matter of your (and apologies for going out on a limb) existence. Let's see, you're dude. If not white, you're in an American city where your color is a non issue. Middle class, probably upper now, but your parent(s) were on the poorer side as you were younger. You're a pretty gifted kid, either late HS or early college, and you've always been told you have tons of talent, but in reality you've been told that so much that you don't really give a fuck.
You feel justified in this course of action, because, why not. Fuck them. I'm not at fault. I can game this system, not my fucking problem if other can't.
That about spot on?-
Let me reply by saying I disagreed based on your theory of logic on "your critical assessment". To me it sounds like you very much love Diablo 3 thus far which is why the conversation to me is irrelevant. My so called "actions" work in my favor because I have friends in high places, please don't hate. As I mentioned it will not re-shelved as I have confirmed with the Store Manager who is also my friend.
Getting to your philosophical interpretations - You are spot on aside from having talent (I Don't) and not giving a fuck, of course I do. But the one thing I've learned is this, not as elegantly stated obviously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8jIIPocqUU-
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Well I'm glad that you say you lack talent. I'd hate to see that paired with your wanton disregard for a moral grounding.
As for my love of Diablo 3? Oh shit son you played the wrong card. I'm pretty apathetic about the whole thing. So it sounds like I find your method of irrelevancy, to be irrelevant itself.
At this point, you're not actively screwing over another specific person, so, congrats we can't call you a minor sociopath based on this specific evidence. Just clearly a thief and obnoxious. So congrats, not a sociopath is your big win for the day.-
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Thief? Your right the DRM gods are nodding their head in disbelief. My "won ton" disregard of moral grounding meaning I bring the game back to someone I know at Gamestop that will not re shelve the product? At this point I know your NOT confused on what happened, I've made this clear.. so I just have to assume your definition of a moral compass is so off-put it wouldn't matter what happened. None the less I appreciate your candor but will leave the community with these final thoughts:
Blizzard could have put a significantly better game out there but instead rushed it for some quick $$$, rendered the armor, models and environment to look different but in the end it's not fooling anyone ;)
Your 'Not A Sociopath" Fellow Shacknews Member,
meoff-
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So, basically you played the D3 beta and thus knew exactly what to expect. Bought the game anyways, despite your 'they're not fooling anyone' comment. Returned said game because it was "re-skinned WoW" (wat). Got your money back, while continuing to be able to play.
And, somehow this isn't stealing?
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The detail in Diablo II was phenomenal, even at such a low res. Since moving to 3D models the polygons in D3 (at least in the beta) looked chunky and the textures were smudgy, very similar to the WoW style. The look should have been insanely detailed for what we have today as far as hardware goes, and yet, and yet, the intro attack on the town by zombies looked so stupidly WoW-esque I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD. It's not hard to see people. It looks like serious-WoW. Have a look at the armor sets again.
I'd say the blatant WoW-style clone in this type of game is Torchlight though, as it looks far worse in that respect, which is fine because it's not Diablo III. At least it has Matt Uelman.-
A re-skinned WoW would imply they are the same type of game with just a different look, which is vastly different than arguing that they simply share a similar art style.
I can't really comment on the previous Diablo games since I didn't play them, but it's pretty apparent that Blizzard wanted to keep the hardware requirements to a minimum to make sure it ran well on older hardware.-
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People are having trouble articulating what they mean. What they mean is this. "It is using a similar art style to WoW, or it's art style was clearly influenced or copied from WoW"
It would not be accurate to say for example that Dead Space is a Doom 3 mod just because it's dark and creepy in space and have a similar look.
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I am sure there are legit gripes about D3, but I don't believe for second that you think it feels like a WoW mod. I am going to call you out as a liar. You are lying, that is not how you really feel. If you were beaten and tortured and you were forced to be honest you would say you don't think it actually feels like a WoW mod.
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Nice post. I caved and tried the beta as a monk and had pretty much the same experience up to where you are.
After that I jumped online for a bit and was rushed through the whole act multiple times to level up which I think was a mistake.
This is a game where I want to take my time or play with only friends the first time through. -
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