Diablo 3 diary: The first two hours with the monk

My monk Darkartiste is descending into the depths on hell to save New Tristram and its inhabitants from the demonic hordes. Join him as he channels his inner kung-fu in his Diablo III diaries.

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My descent into hell wasn't quite what I expected this morning. With Diablo III preloaded on my computer waiting for a 3 a.m. EST launch, I began channeling my inner David Carradine (Google him) for my anticipated battle with the demons that had invaded New Tristram.

Unfortunately, Blizzard's servers weren't going to cooperate, so I spent the next hour or so fighting hordes of ERROR 37s and ERROR 3006s before finally breaking through the outer defense perimeter guarding against my access to the game. My monk, named Darkartiste in honor of the rogue I created in a certain Blizzard MMO, finally gained life and proceeded into the bowels of hell.

After an hour in the game, I can honestly say hell is going to be a lot of fun. While thousands of you may have enjoyed playing the beta up to level 13 and the Skeleton King in Act I, I abstained from that joy as I wanted to enjoy the game from the beginning without any memory of a pre-release nirvana. It was worth the wait and immediately conjured up the memories of my play time with Diablo 2 until all hours of the morning.

Blizzard has done an excellent job of crafting the monk I always fantasized about when playing the class in Dungeons & Dragons, especially with the well-developed back story. In-your-face, but with finesse, I was immediately able to wade into a mass of enemies with Fists of Thunder, dispatching the lowly undead. By the time I had reached the town and met up with Deckard Cain's niece Leah in New Tristram, I was already using my secondary Lashing Tail Kick to knock multiple enemies back. With the main and secondary attacks bound to the primary mouse keys, killing is literally just a few clicks away. It wasn't long before the game was complimenting me on my massacre skills with 12 or 16 enemies dispatched in a single encounter.

Gear has been easy to find, including my first few blues, and while the enemies are gradually getting tougher, I have yet to die. I found Deckard Cain in the damaged cathedral and have already been back to sell everything from my swollen packs. I just picked up my first defensive skill in Blinding Flash, but have not had much reason to use it. I'm still finding that smashing barrels, rummaging through dead bodies and splintering tree stumps for hidden loot is just as rewarding as putting the hellspawn in their place.

I will be venturing north into the graveyard a bit later. I know the game will get tougher and I know I will die, but I really don't mind. So far, Blizzard has built a bigger, better sequel that has me welcoming angry hordes of demons, especially now that the frustrating error nasties have been dispatched. More from the front lines later.

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    May 15, 2012 9:15 AM

    John Keefer posted a new article, Diablo 3 diary: The first two hours with the monk.

    My monk Darkartiste is descending into the depths on hell to save New Tristram and its inhabitants from the demonic hordes. Join him as he channels his inner kung-fu in his Diablo 3 diaries.

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      May 15, 2012 10:15 AM

      That's crazy because I felt the exact opposite about my first 2 hours thus far. Quite dissapointed in this sequel actually.. feels like a skinned/modded version of WoW. Nice job blizzard.. spend all your years in development for Starcraft II, take 2 years to push out Diablo 3. Next stop, gamestop.. if someone needs a used copy it will at the Paradise Valley Mall in AZ. Cheers. - Just my two cents.

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        May 15, 2012 10:18 AM

        lol

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        May 15, 2012 10:19 AM

        You're returning a game after playing it for just 2 hours?

        P.S. Get out of my state you heretic.

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          May 15, 2012 10:22 AM

          Nevermind. I just checked your post history. Shouldn't have even bothered replying.

          Front page posters...

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          May 15, 2012 10:25 AM

          two hours is more than enough, if it takes more than 2 hours then its not my kind of game. Hence the word "Game".

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            May 15, 2012 10:29 AM

            Are you still in Arizona? What part of "get out" did you fail to understand? I mean, come on, you said the game was a skinned/modded version of WoW. I knew Arizona had some ignorant people but I didn't know how deep the rabbit hole went.

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              May 15, 2012 10:37 AM

              Yep, still in AZ chief. Oh, I apologize I couldn't understand what you wrote.. those "air parenthesis" threw me off. As far as ignorant, Yeah my opinion on Diablo 3 certainly makes me ignorant. Sorry Mr. Llama you lose this battle.

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            May 15, 2012 10:30 AM

            You're still here?

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              May 15, 2012 10:38 AM

              Yep, I'm here finishing up a fantastic game of World of Warcraft. Oh wait my bad its Diablo 3.

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                May 15, 2012 4:39 PM

                lol, Meoff - it makes me laugh so hard when people rage about your opinion of a game.

                They're fighting so hard to defend it. Everyone must like this game, otherwise there will be hell to pay.

                Telling you to even get out of their state, and swearing at you.... lol, that's just sad.

                Poor Diablo III lovers :(


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        May 15, 2012 10:19 AM

        Wow, this post is kinda genius in how every line is slightly more obnoxious than the one before it. We can learn from this post.

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        May 15, 2012 10:20 AM

        feels like a skinned/modded version of WoW

        Come now, are you serious?

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          May 15, 2012 10:40 AM

          Did you miss the "Everything is copying WoW", bus?.

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        May 15, 2012 10:21 AM

        this is so awesome :D this is a great time to see so many new gamer cards get immediately revoked

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        May 15, 2012 10:23 AM

        Pretty sure they won't take it. Codes are permanently tied to an account.

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        May 15, 2012 10:24 AM

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        May 15, 2012 10:26 AM

        The first two hours with error 37 are not really that exciting, to be honest. I'm also disappoint.

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          May 15, 2012 10:28 AM

          You won't remember it ever happened in 48 hours, if you did you would know that this happens with every major online game, but you've obviously forgotten....so worry not, doofus.

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            May 15, 2012 10:52 AM

            Awesome, I got in once but the sound wasn't working and I logged out, on restart I couldn't get back in, of course.

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            May 15, 2012 12:34 PM

            It's funny, the Bioshock launch was pitiful and it still has cult status here. That wasn't even a major online game.

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        May 15, 2012 10:26 AM

        Hint: Gamestop won't take used copies.

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          May 15, 2012 10:39 AM

          They will the way I do it ;)

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            May 15, 2012 10:40 AM

            the sack of shit way? Is that how you do it meoff?

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              May 15, 2012 10:46 AM

              Some may call it that.. can't argue with this post. But they way I look at it is if it smells like shit, (clearly looks like shit), then it must be shit.

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                May 15, 2012 10:52 AM

                pretty sure they also won't take a box of your shit

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            May 15, 2012 10:42 AM

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              May 15, 2012 10:43 AM

              It's the Paradise Valley GameStop. Just call that one. And yes, do this. I am thinking about doing it as well.

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                May 15, 2012 10:47 AM

                I'm torn. He's fucking GameStop which is hard to argue with. Paradise Valley is too far to go for me. I'm in the NW valley so I don't like going further east than the 101 at Bell.

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                  May 15, 2012 10:50 AM

                  Sup NW Valley buddy. /highfive

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                    May 15, 2012 10:52 AM

                    Surprise 4 Lyfe
                    They just opened this 2 story laser tag place right by my house.

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                      May 15, 2012 10:54 AM

                      Oh... Right... The Valley extends that far. I always forget about you guys up there. :)

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                  May 15, 2012 12:41 PM

                  He's not fucking Gamestop he is fucking the person who buys it.

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                May 15, 2012 10:48 AM

                +1 Please do, heres the # (602) 867-0235

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              May 15, 2012 10:45 AM

              Why would they laugh none the less even point? They sold me WoW 3 :) But to address you point, repackaging works a gift when you don't "unpackage" like a 6 year old on Christmas.

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                May 15, 2012 10:48 AM

                but the next person won't be able to play that copy

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                May 15, 2012 10:49 AM

                The number for the Paradise Valley GameStop is (602) 867-0235, in case anyone wants to inform them of meoff's little scam. I'm sure they can spread the word to the other local stores.

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                May 15, 2012 10:52 AM

                that is some shady entitled bullshit. claim a key, then try to reseal the original.

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                May 15, 2012 11:01 AM

                Good job, admitting to fraud. Ban please.

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                May 15, 2012 11:13 AM

                Dude. You, and everyone else that do things like this are a piece of shit. Seriously.

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                  May 15, 2012 11:15 AM

                  i bet a few people on this site have purchased items only to open the box and see it was a swap & reseal return scam..absolutely infuriating.

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                May 15, 2012 11:15 AM

                Kill yourself

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                May 15, 2012 11:57 AM

                All you're doing is fucking over the next person who buys it

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                May 15, 2012 11:58 AM

                i unironically think it would be cool if someone smashed your face with a brick, jmho

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                May 15, 2012 12:05 PM

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                May 15, 2012 12:49 PM

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            May 15, 2012 10:43 AM

            And what way would that be? Do tell us, old friend.

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            May 15, 2012 3:58 PM

            Are you trying to hint that you suck off the manager so gamestop will accept your opened copy? You should be proud!

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        May 15, 2012 10:27 AM

        you cant sell a used copy of this game since its online only and uses up the key

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          May 15, 2012 3:42 PM

          Don't worry, our friend meof has a plan for that as well!

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        May 15, 2012 10:29 AM

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        May 15, 2012 10:44 AM

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          May 15, 2012 10:49 AM

          Ban me for what? Freedom of expression? I'm simply expressing my opinion. Calm down moody pants.

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            May 15, 2012 10:52 AM

            For being a faggot.

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            May 15, 2012 10:52 AM

            Troll

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            May 15, 2012 10:54 AM

            Everybody should settle down. He doesn't like that game and that's fine. Wrong but fine. 8D
            If things get too rowdy we'll send in the boots.

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              May 15, 2012 10:56 AM

              Teachers always blow their whistles just as the fight starts to get good. /sigh

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              May 15, 2012 11:50 AM

              now that you know he's a reseal-and-return fuckface what's the amended ruling

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              May 15, 2012 12:00 PM

              Except this thread has gone beyond not liking a game. He's actively trolling by being a douche.

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                May 15, 2012 12:06 PM

                No, he is replying to bullies trying to knock him off for not liking a game. He should have stop long ago? Of course. But he didnt start this shit.

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                  May 15, 2012 3:43 PM

                  Well he is actively suggesting he is going to defraud a company.... Not quite the innocent minority you seem to be suggesting

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              May 15, 2012 12:55 PM

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                May 15, 2012 1:06 PM

                Oh calm down, take a xanax and go back to your WoW game.

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            May 15, 2012 10:55 AM

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            May 15, 2012 12:03 PM

            I am with you, Meoff. You didnt like the game, so what? The Shack sometimes gets too weird with fandom. Some games cannot be disliked, like L4D back in the days. Some people build their defenses and tries to make you a fool excuse of a gamer. Yeah.

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              May 15, 2012 12:04 PM

              People are pissed at him because he used the cd key, but is going to re-seal it and return it to gamestop so they can resell it to someone else.

              That someone else is going to get fucked in the process.

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                May 15, 2012 12:07 PM

                But that is the shop fault, isnt it?

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                  May 15, 2012 12:08 PM

                  How so?

                  He's resealing it so it looks unopened.

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                  May 15, 2012 12:09 PM

                  No, okay. You are right. He is fucking someone else. D'oh.

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                  May 15, 2012 12:10 PM

                  Question. Are you retarded?

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                    May 15, 2012 12:54 PM

                    Thanks for your kindnes. This is exactly what I was meaning. No, if you see the post above you, I finally understood what was the other topic on the thread and expressed so.

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                  May 15, 2012 12:13 PM

                  explain how this is the shop's fault? He's fraudulently returning a product that's basically useless to get his money back. It will be sold as if it were a working copy to the next customer, who will then get home, find the key is used, and have to go to the trouble to bring it back for exchange.

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                    May 15, 2012 12:18 PM

                    lol since when does any shop in the last 10 years accept software returns?

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                  May 15, 2012 12:52 PM

                  You have to be kidding. Honestly. I can't believe you are defending this guy defrauding a company. Even if it is just fucking GameStop.

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                    May 15, 2012 1:09 PM

                    Frauding Gamestop? Its WoW covered up calling itself Diablo 3... if anything Blizzard is the fraud here not I... and no one said I resealed anything. I simply "have a friend" that will do whats right that works at Gamestop. Of course I wouldn't list the real location of my return.. you would have to be an idiot.

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                      May 15, 2012 1:11 PM

                      lol what the hell is wrong with your brain

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                      May 15, 2012 1:17 PM

                      Yeah, because whoever gets the game next wont be able to play it because you are a dumb fucking asshole and returned an opened copy of the game. Your friend is also doing an asshole thing by taking your USED copy back at his store and I hope he gets caught and fired for it.

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                        May 15, 2012 1:21 PM

                        My friend is one of the best assholes I know, thank you. They will not re-shelve it you AND every future consumer will be fine.. again its who you know, now what you know.

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                          May 15, 2012 3:45 PM

                          Hahah that doesn't sound so cool when you are talking about your teenage friend who works at GameStop, buddy

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                      May 15, 2012 1:21 PM

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                      May 15, 2012 1:32 PM

                      I would like you to explain how it is "WoW covered up calling itself Diablo 3"

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                      May 15, 2012 1:34 PM

                      if anything Blizzard is the fraud here hahahaha oh this is awesome :D holy shit fuck.

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                      May 15, 2012 1:41 PM

                      You are justifying theft in a brazen way. You're the worst at posting on Shacknews.

                      Gamestop and Blizzard may suck, but you walked into that store, and gave your money for a Blizzard product. Now you want it back based on your critical assessment, which hasn't been allowed with video games for about a decade.

                      Your actions are disreputable and they say horrible things about your character as a human being.

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                        May 15, 2012 1:43 PM

                        Geedeck, this gave me warm fuzzies in my belly. ˂3

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                        May 15, 2012 1:53 PM

                        I disagree completely. But then again I guess I'm biased. Thank you for your kind words though.

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                          May 15, 2012 2:09 PM

                          ^^^ Is a thief, and a shitty troll.

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                          May 15, 2012 2:11 PM

                          You have no factual basis for which to disagree. It's not a matter of your bias, it's a matter of your (and apologies for going out on a limb) existence. Let's see, you're dude. If not white, you're in an American city where your color is a non issue. Middle class, probably upper now, but your parent(s) were on the poorer side as you were younger. You're a pretty gifted kid, either late HS or early college, and you've always been told you have tons of talent, but in reality you've been told that so much that you don't really give a fuck.

                          You feel justified in this course of action, because, why not. Fuck them. I'm not at fault. I can game this system, not my fucking problem if other can't.

                          That about spot on?

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                            May 15, 2012 2:20 PM

                            Let me reply by saying I disagreed based on your theory of logic on "your critical assessment". To me it sounds like you very much love Diablo 3 thus far which is why the conversation to me is irrelevant. My so called "actions" work in my favor because I have friends in high places, please don't hate. As I mentioned it will not re-shelved as I have confirmed with the Store Manager who is also my friend.

                            Getting to your philosophical interpretations - You are spot on aside from having talent (I Don't) and not giving a fuck, of course I do. But the one thing I've learned is this, not as elegantly stated obviously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8jIIPocqUU

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                              May 15, 2012 2:35 PM

                              Better back off geedeck, he has friends in high places, like Store Manager of the local Gamestop.

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                              May 15, 2012 2:37 PM

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                                May 15, 2012 3:33 PM

                                Yea, I'm sure he's "never going to try logging in with it again"

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                              May 15, 2012 3:10 PM

                              Well I'm glad that you say you lack talent. I'd hate to see that paired with your wanton disregard for a moral grounding.

                              As for my love of Diablo 3? Oh shit son you played the wrong card. I'm pretty apathetic about the whole thing. So it sounds like I find your method of irrelevancy, to be irrelevant itself.

                              At this point, you're not actively screwing over another specific person, so, congrats we can't call you a minor sociopath based on this specific evidence. Just clearly a thief and obnoxious. So congrats, not a sociopath is your big win for the day.

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                                May 15, 2012 3:17 PM

                                2012 Shacknews 'Not A Sociopath' Award

                                New category in Shacknews Superlatives!

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                                May 15, 2012 3:29 PM

                                Thief? Your right the DRM gods are nodding their head in disbelief. My "won ton" disregard of moral grounding meaning I bring the game back to someone I know at Gamestop that will not re shelve the product? At this point I know your NOT confused on what happened, I've made this clear.. so I just have to assume your definition of a moral compass is so off-put it wouldn't matter what happened. None the less I appreciate your candor but will leave the community with these final thoughts:

                                Blizzard could have put a significantly better game out there but instead rushed it for some quick $$$, rendered the armor, models and environment to look different but in the end it's not fooling anyone ;)

                                Your 'Not A Sociopath" Fellow Shacknews Member,
                                meoff

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                                  May 15, 2012 3:41 PM

                                  You're stealing the game whether you screw someone else over or not. You're getting the game for free if you buy it and then get your money back while retaining ownership of the game.

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                                  May 15, 2012 3:58 PM

                                  So, basically you played the D3 beta and thus knew exactly what to expect. Bought the game anyways, despite your 'they're not fooling anyone' comment. Returned said game because it was "re-skinned WoW" (wat). Got your money back, while continuing to be able to play.

                                  And, somehow this isn't stealing?

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                                    May 15, 2012 5:54 PM

                                    You missed the part about continuing to be able to play. No one will play it, never will be reshelved. Think of it as getting a birthday present that you ABSOLUTELY will never use.. and your grandparents providing you with a giftcard worth the same amount. Think of it as a wash in your logic ;)

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                        May 15, 2012 1:58 PM

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                      May 15, 2012 2:50 PM

                      How old are you? like 18 or something, right?

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                        May 15, 2012 3:21 PM

                        Your kidding right? That would make me (2) years old when the original Diablo came out.

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                          May 15, 2012 3:41 PM

                          The hell does that have to do with anythign?

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                          May 15, 2012 4:06 PM

                          Then why are you acting like a petulant, entitled, teenage asshole?

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                            May 15, 2012 5:51 PM

                            what in gods name are you blabbering about?

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                              May 15, 2012 7:08 PM

                              Abject ignorance and a high lack of self awareness only further proves my point.

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                          May 15, 2012 4:17 PM

                          You would have been 6. I feel sorry for your parents.

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        May 15, 2012 11:04 AM

        I would love to hear your thoughts on how it's a reskinned WoW.

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          May 15, 2012 11:24 AM

          The detail in Diablo II was phenomenal, even at such a low res. Since moving to 3D models the polygons in D3 (at least in the beta) looked chunky and the textures were smudgy, very similar to the WoW style. The look should have been insanely detailed for what we have today as far as hardware goes, and yet, and yet, the intro attack on the town by zombies looked so stupidly WoW-esque I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD. It's not hard to see people. It looks like serious-WoW. Have a look at the armor sets again.

          I'd say the blatant WoW-style clone in this type of game is Torchlight though, as it looks far worse in that respect, which is fine because it's not Diablo III. At least it has Matt Uelman.

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            May 15, 2012 11:47 AM

            A re-skinned WoW would imply they are the same type of game with just a different look, which is vastly different than arguing that they simply share a similar art style.

            I can't really comment on the previous Diablo games since I didn't play them, but it's pretty apparent that Blizzard wanted to keep the hardware requirements to a minimum to make sure it ran well on older hardware.

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              May 15, 2012 12:01 PM

              perhaps it would be more acurrate to say "they skinned wow, and slapped it's still bloody flesh atop a D2 clone"?

              /haven't played yet, just fixing for effect.

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                May 15, 2012 12:32 PM

                People are having trouble articulating what they mean. What they mean is this. "It is using a similar art style to WoW, or it's art style was clearly influenced or copied from WoW"

                It would not be accurate to say for example that Dead Space is a Doom 3 mod just because it's dark and creepy in space and have a similar look.

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              May 15, 2012 12:10 PM

              just playing devils advocate here but that's probably what the guy meant. Granted he did it in front page style which :(

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              May 15, 2012 3:33 PM

              "it's pretty apparent that Blizzard wanted to keep the hardware requirements to a minimum to make sure it ran well on older hardware." - What he really means is instead of keeping this game in development and starting from scratch, they rather recycle WoW... easier/faster ROI on $$$ that way.

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                May 15, 2012 3:36 PM

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                May 15, 2012 3:43 PM

                No, what I meant is exactly what I said. Also, you keep re-using this 're-skinned WoW' argument but never explain what you mean by it.

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          May 15, 2012 12:33 PM

          So Diablo 3 is WoW gameplay with a different art style?

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            May 15, 2012 11:45 PM

            Ehm, no...it's not. I think you are trying to find bad excuses to not buy it? ;)

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          May 15, 2012 11:46 PM

          Ehm, no...it's not. I think you are trying to find bad excuses to not buy it? ;)

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        May 15, 2012 12:17 PM

        I am sure there are legit gripes about D3, but I don't believe for second that you think it feels like a WoW mod. I am going to call you out as a liar. You are lying, that is not how you really feel. If you were beaten and tortured and you were forced to be honest you would say you don't think it actually feels like a WoW mod.

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        May 15, 2012 12:25 PM

        I'll give you 10 dollars for it.

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      May 15, 2012 10:39 AM

      If you just quickly glance over this post, which most people probably do, it looks as though it contains thoughts. Nicely done.

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      May 15, 2012 11:09 AM

      Nice post. I caved and tried the beta as a monk and had pretty much the same experience up to where you are.

      After that I jumped online for a bit and was rushed through the whole act multiple times to level up which I think was a mistake.

      This is a game where I want to take my time or play with only friends the first time through.

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        May 15, 2012 11:24 AM

        I plan on playing through the whole game solo the first time to enjoy the experience. Then I'll try it online.

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      May 15, 2012 11:23 AM

      Great post ! Monk is going to be my first class.

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      May 15, 2012 11:35 AM

      Already ads for item selling services here on the Shack for Diablo, that was quick.

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      May 15, 2012 12:25 PM

      Was the suggestion to google Carradine really that necessary? Have we come that far that people cannot connect him to Caine?

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        May 15, 2012 12:33 PM

        LOL, well the show was from 1972-1975. So, rightly or wrongly, I just expected most would not know who he was. Obviously old farts like me know, since I was 14 when the show debuted.

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          May 15, 2012 2:53 PM

          I had no idea what the connection is. I was wondering why you were trying to kill yourself with asphyxiation while jerking off because that's about the only thing I know about Carradine.

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            May 15, 2012 4:38 PM

            OK, for the young'uns out there. Kung Fu was a TV show from 1972-1975 starring David Carradine as Kung Fu apprentice Caine. He accidentally kills his master in China and is sought by authorities and he comes to America's Wild West where the series followed his travels.

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        May 15, 2012 7:57 PM

        You'd be surprised how many people out there know Carradine more for Kill Bill than Kung Fu.

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      May 15, 2012 12:30 PM

      And european login servers completely useless still ... ffs.

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      May 15, 2012 2:04 PM

      I finally was able to enter a game just now and start playing and then i see a message the server is going down in 10 minutes. FUCK FUCK

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      May 15, 2012 2:53 PM

      130 comments just in reply to one whiner. Thanks for making him win :(

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        May 15, 2012 3:07 PM

        Whatever passes the time until we're home playing Diablo 3 again dude.

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