Timesplitters 4 using 'infinite monkey theorem,' dev says

Rumors recently surfaced, indicating that TimeSplitters 4 is still in active development at Crytek UK, and the developer has provided a confusing (and funny) official comment in response.

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It has been seven years since the last TimeSplitters game, and in that time, developer Free Radical Entertainment was rescued from the brink of destruction by Crytek, and was reborn as Crytek UK. Several reports of a TimeSplitters 4 have surfaced since then, with the latest rumor from OXM sources having the game up and running, but Crytek UK has humorously responded with what could be viewed as a wink and a nudge.

The rather confusing email we received deals with black market monkeys and rising budget costs:

For Timesplitters 4, with ever spiralling development costs, massive teams and endless crunch we decided on a more radical development strategy. In short, the experiment was to implement the infinite monkey theorem. With cloning being a far too expensive option, we spent all of the development budget on buying monkeys on the black market. Those seven monkeys are now sat in a room with typewriters and lots of mirrors, and we fully expect Timesplitters 4 to be finished soon. Rumours are that they haven’t written any code but just tease the press from time to time. Those damn monkeys. PS: anyone got any bananas?

It's not really a confirmation or denial of the game's development, although the developer also told CVG that the game is "not in development" when pressed for a more definitive answer.

Nice to see a sense of humor, though.

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    April 25, 2012 8:00 PM

    Jeff Mattas posted a new article, Rumor: TimeSplitters 4 still in the works.

    Rumors have surfaced, indicating that TimeSplitters 4 is still in active development at Crytek UK.

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      April 27, 2012 11:57 AM

      So in other words either the rumors were made up, it has been canned or they are working on a Timesplitters game not called "Timesplitters 4".

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      April 27, 2012 1:25 PM

      I've thought about this whole 'infinite monkeys to write code' problem and came to the conclusion that you'd have to rub some banana residue on the semicolon and parenthesis keys.

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